"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You guys might think that this is AFCish of me but before my divorce I never (occasionally) called women hoes or b!tches. A month after I always refer to women as either ho or b!tch. What is the purpose of this I ask myself? Is it hate or what, Should I show respect or not? I think that when I was in love I had to "respect" women and be "nice".Basically kiss massive amounts of ass,literally. I'm no longer in love and will not hesitate to call a women to her face my ***** or my hoe.

Secretly I think women like the lack of respect. I don't talk to my ex wife a lot anymore the other day at work when I called her a ***** she acted like that sh!t turned her on. The b!tch is even calling me more now. I told my mom (who will tell you how b!tches really act) that I'm not nice anymore. I'm a lot meaner now but have not changed who I am inside. If a girl would show the slightest interest in me today or tomorrow I would be an AFC all over again, this is the cycle.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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the need to call them *****3s or h0es display weakness. it shows you were burned.

we all know all of them are hoes but never vocalize it.

men only call women h03s when they played them. im sure you dont go around calling the women who you had ONS with h03s.
 
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Tiguere said:
the need to call them *****3s or h0es display weakness. it shows you were burned.

we all know all of them are hoes but never vocalize it.

men only call women h03s when they played them. im sure you dont go around calling the women who you had ONS with h03s.
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You are right for the most part. I do pretty much call every women a hoe now even ONS
 
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same thing happened to me after my divorce..... And from my personal experience. B!tch CAN be used acceptably to them. Ho never can..... In my experience that is.
 
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