"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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B**ch names

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I've been thinking about this, and really want to see if anyone else has noticed examples of this. All or most all women of a certain name being a b**ch.

The number one example I can think of is the name Jamie. EVERY woman I've known with this name has been an egotistical, stuck on their self b**ch who thought they were hotter than they were. The type that's so narcissistic they thought all men wanted them, when really the vast majority could care less.

Let's hear some b**ch names.

Rock on :rockon:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Jessica, Barb, Bridget
 
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Autumn. A name suggesting the girl is nice and easy going, but everyone I know with the name is the polar opposite.
 
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Nicole. I know its a popular name but I can't think of one girl named Nicole that I've met in my life who I could stand to be around. And no, I don't have an ex named Nicole.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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No no no. You CANNOT forget about Ashley or Britanny. Isabel is one too. Alyssa/Melissa.

I would normally think that this is crap, but I have noticed this too for a few years now. It's like you are what your name is. I mean sh!t, my name means calm or leader depending on how it's used and I tend to be both of those things. It's some weird sh!t. Not gonna lie.
 
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Katie/Katy.

Both appear as angels who can do no wrong in the eyes of lesser mortals. In reality they are c0ck hungry wh0res.
 
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Tracy and Sharon meant bimbo in UK many years, I think that stereotype is no longer.
 
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Bri. I've known like six girls with that name or some variation of it, and they we all the double life type. Masking their true selves, pretending to be innocent and good when they were really the opposite. Another strange thing about them was they were all really snobbish, and thought they were better than people. Really high maintenance too.

Anne or any variation of it. The women I've known with that name were extremely uptight, treated everyone like s**t, and were VERY snobbish.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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