"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Awww, she's trying so hard!

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Zunder

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Desdinova said:
Had this chick show up in my OKCupid Quiver matches. She wants to be rewarded for putting extremely feeble effort into losing weight.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/rockstarchica
What, you don't envision her and you on the sofa, you eating popcorn, her eating twenty pizzas, and watching her favourite movie "The Notebook"!
 

Albatross953

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Hey at least she said curvy..last week I met a size 12 with size 7 pictures. Now its post full body pics from forty pounds ago. Average...ya right.

And your girl here probably still gets more attention than she can handle..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Atom Smasher

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Get this, guys... I have an account there, and I looked at where it says, "Y'all got issues".

Submitted for your entertainment:

What's worse on a first date?

Her: No physical attraction

Me: Nothing to talk about
 

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Put this as your OLD headline: "Life is like a box of chocolates; neither lasts long for fat people."

Boom, keeps the fatties from contacting or winking
 
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