"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Awkward Situation

TheEdgeOf

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Alright, I posted a thread about a Onitis I had about a week ago. To reiterate for anyone who didn't read it, I got Onitis for a girl and went a screwed my game up. Now I'm stuck in the good ol' friendzone.

Anyways, this girl usually hangs out with most of my friends, it's really kind of awkward now lol. I mean, I didn't actually ask her out, but her body language made it perfectly clear that I was in the friendzone. But Yeah, I just find it kinda weird hanging out with her now. Have you guys ever been in a situation like this before?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Vice

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I'm in a similar situation, except for the fact that she hasn't friend zoned me (that'll be MY job) yet, plus the friends she hangs out with I absolutely HATE now.
 

SeanJuan

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Act like nothing happened. Remain a fun and cool guy, she may even realize what she's missing out on....if not ...it doesn't matter, there's lots of girls out there bud.
 
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