"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Awkward Question About Women

Nobeard

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Ok today i was making out with my girfriend, doing the normal stuff. And i go down to finger her, but she wont let me. So i give it some time and try multiple times to do the same thing.

So after a bit she gets angry and says she is on her period and she doesnt want me going down there.

So yeah, uh, i was wondering is this the case with all women on their periods. Should i know anything else about this. I know the whole explanation that the biology book gives, but im not sure how that translates to what i should do when they are on their periods.

Im kinda shooting in the dark here so can someone enlighten me with any information or what you do in this situation, thanks.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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smoothtalker72

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makes sense that she wouldnt want you foolin around down there when shes on her period, i cant see why you would want to.
 

Jokerlsk

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LMFAO, i have to give props to redspicyflag on that one
 

john paul

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Make a mental note on when this was and next month at this time you will know to not try that.

When shes on her period the most shes good for is dome.

And she really did do you a big favor by stopping you, period blood on your fingers is gross.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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LostAndConfused

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A couple of days down the line if you try it again and she says the same thing, you know she's just rejecting your attempts.

A friend of mine had a girl say it to him three different times in one month
 

lonewolf17

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I know a guy whose gf has him go down on her while she is having her period...so yeah, some girls are different lol.
 

john paul

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lonewolf17 said:
I know a guy whose gf has him go down on her while she is having her period...so yeah, some girls are different lol.
sick...

what kind of guy would want to do that
 

Rata Blanca

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Ah girl must be extremly comfortable and/or horny to allow any sexual intercourse during her period.

And if I remember correctly the days when woman are in their period is when they are the horniest, isn't it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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