SeymourCake
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Got this from another forum.
I'm a club promoter, PR guy and hold shares in several nightclubs, basically it's my business. Let me tell you this as a friendly advice - if you're a genuinely good, interesting and intelligent person with decent social skills - you have absolutely NOTHING to look for in clubs. This is my insight from a decade of working in and around clubs.
I don't care if you're the retard teen who thinks we don't know his ID is fake, I don't mind if you're that douche bag wearing a cap and sunglasses inside a dark building AT NIGHT putting on a hard face, a guido living his scarface fantasy by sitting on a couch in the unreasonably priced VIP lounge, one of those dorks molesting everything in sight or just one of those guys who sits on the bar eating pretzels / asking for ****tails he heard about in a movie. They're all ****ing idiots and so are you if those are the people you want to be a part of your life.
Ask friends out, go camping, go for hikes, have conversation, talk about books, watch movies, learn an instrument go to a painting class, French class, train for a marathon, dancing class, meditate, listen to music, join some active local facebook group about some hobbies or interests you have, get in touch with people - you have a phone through which you can talk to just about 80% of the world's entire ****ing population, ****ing call a person you haven't spoken to in a while and catch up - there are a billion ways of being social better than waddling around alleys,
Clubs are a blurry, glittery, sour-sweet distraction from life, one that you will never remember and that will add no value to it. Don't worry, by age 30 most people agree with me. If not, we have a great 29+ party line on Friday, it's the same as the younger line but more desperate and sad.