"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Facking fascinating, Latin American countries, Southern Africa and the former Soviet block and non-Chinese Asian countries are leaders.

The US is not in the lead, which is unexpected.

 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Facking fascinating, Latin American countries, Southern Africa and the former Soviet block and non-Chinese Asian countries are leaders.

The US is not in the lead, which is unexpected.

Not as surprising as it might seem at first glance, at least insofar as parts of Latin America and South Africa go. When your options have been narrowed down to

-Spending 12+ hours indoors, f-cking around on Instagram

And

-Being chopped up with machetes, wielded by the neighborhood MS-13 chapter, within minutes of walking out your tenement house in San Salvador. Or becoming the subject of a Muti Murder in Johannesburg

Remaining indoors and online most of the time becomes a shrewd move to make
 
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