"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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average joe: joes strike back

david90

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it's a battle between looks and charm. Any comment?

I think the avg joes are way to clingy and it's hurting their values.

I also think that Anna, the girl, is not as sweet as she seem. I think she's a liar and does a lot of acting.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Create Reality

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If I wanted to see reality I'dd walk outside, I don't need to see it on the TV too! Jeez whatever happened to all the good TV shows of the mid 90's. Writers today have their heads up their asses and their half as original as before.

I watch TV to ESCAPE reality, not to see joe get blown.
 

spider_007

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I saw the first episode - I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY :crackup:
Just the look on the face of the high-maintanence Attention hore when the guys came out was priceless. That gurl may have curves in all the right places, but that is all she is good for. I WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER having a relationship with her past a one night stand.

I'd say guys have lot more problems then just being to clingy.
 

sux2bu

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That girl they're competing for is butterface ugly. I've broken up with girls that look better than her.
 
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