MikeBrown30
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http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/trueconfessions/1076132/im-still-australias-oldest-virgin
........speechless I am
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
"Australia's oldest virgin"
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........speechless I am
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Sorry Zarky, you're wrong there. Little boys would still technically count as losing your virginity....Zarky said:
Actually, this is probably just the oldest guy stupid enough to advertise the fact. WHAT A LOSER!
MatureDJ
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You may think that this guy is a loser for coming out in this story, but I'll bet that his simply being out there in the spotlight will yield quite a few women who will be interested, and will seek him out. I could almost guarantee that a few of them will be at a fair bit higher sexual market value than him (which is admittedly rather low.) And the beauty of all this is that he gets to act like an AFC nice guy, and the women will put up with it, since obviously they would have been interested knowing full well that he is such a nice guy.
Being a 42-year-old virgin and advertising it to a nation isn't going to land him a woman. People who are middle-aged and still virgins are collectively regarded as strange; you must be severely lacking in some characteristic to be that old and still be a virgin. If his virginity isn't imposed due to religious constraints then there is something wrong. He gives the typical crap which others in his shoes give: "I'm waiting for Mrs Right." Please. Nobody's buying it.
EDIT: Just read the first sticky, I'm 26. I can't be ****ed going into my profile to change it.
EDIT: Just read the first sticky, I'm 26. I can't be ****ed going into my profile to change it.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.