austin powers chat up lines...

[spider_007]

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)

Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

3) Nice legs... What time do they open?

4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you

checking out my package.

5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the

only one talking to you.

8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted

Bed thrasher, have you seen one?

9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on

earth tonight.


10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell

outta me.

11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty

is only a light switch away.

13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and

even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be

you by morning.

16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to

suck itself.

17) You know, if I were you, I'd have s*x with me.

18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my

bedroom floor.

20) My name is Ian...remember that, you'll be screaming

it later.

22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk

to you.

23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have

you been drinking?

24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?


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[The Bad Ass Canadian]

hahahahahha that was hillarious!!!:crackup:

 

[DrBeard]

yeah baby! I use all of these cos I do a wicked Austin powers impression and the chicks love it!

I sometimes phone em up and just do this crazy impression and they laugh loads!

 

[Sux2BeeU]

Your line: "Would you like an Austrailian Kiss?"
She says:"What is that?"
Your line:"It's like a French Kiss but down under!"



In a drunken stupor one night at a bar, i walked up to a group of three hotties,
all decked out, one is in a tight tight tube dress, all acting like their crap dont stink.
The one looked at me, and I said "how would you feel about sitting on my face later on
tonight". She was shocked and said "WHAT". So, I calmly said again, "how would you feel
about sitting on my face later on tonight". She paused, had a little smile and I could
tell the wheels in her head were turning.

Then...milliseconds later, one of her friends, WHO ALSO HEARD ME SAY IT, exploded into an
estrogen tyrade, calling me a pig. The next one jumped in quickly after and before I knew
it, all of them were yelling at me. I was lucky i didnt get a drink thrown in my face.
But, i think for the briefest of moments, she was thinkin about it.


girl i love ur hair... itll look nice bobbing up and down my lap



I seemed to have misplaced my treasure, can I search around your chest?



hey baby....come sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up!!!














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[S-lemond]

Originally posted by Sux2BeeU
Your line: "Would you like an Austrailian Kiss?"
She says:"What is that?"
Your line:"It's like a French Kiss but down under!"







hey baby....come sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up!!!

thats a clasic!













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