"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Attractive women take nasty smelly dumps too!

Belmar2009

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Yes, it is true! Attractive women have nastily bodily functions just like us men.

So next time you feel yourself putting that hottie you met out the other night on a pedestal, picture her on the toilet with gas and **** coming out her ass.

Trust me, it works!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lusterkx2

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Lol funny thing. When I was a kid I thought girls didnt fart. I mean I never heard of a girl fart. Funny child thought.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Back in my semi-AFC days, I pretended women didn't sh!t at all, and would hear nothing to the contrary. At the time, I thought it was something I enacted to preserve my desire to tongue her a$$ in a 69; but maybe it was also part of the pedestal paradigm.
 

Sandow

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My goal is to actually witness a girl take a shyt. until then, I wont believe it.
 

Hot Ice Casanova

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Yeah, guys like Tyler Durden and Zan Perrion all say that a woman's gonna have a pedestal ANYWAY so there's no use trying to get all insecure and "knock her off" of it. It might make you look "try hard" because you're not already assuming high value for yourself!

INSTEAD they recommend that you make YOUR pedestal higher by maintaining a sense of mystery, being direct, seeing her as a potential partner in crime rather than an enemy, and revealing stuff a tiny bit at a time. Escalate with certainty, and you will trigger all her signs that she's with a high-value male. I'm serious, you don't need a bunch of DHV stories. I'm working on doing what I call "minimalist game" - that is, using as FEW scripted openers and canned attraction/rapport routines as possible, and focusing instead on situational humor, intelligence, statement game (which baits her to talk about herself more), and LOTS of smooth kino in specific places (no not the crotch you horndogs.... you gotta soften her up first!).

A lot of guys overcalibrate their kino because they don't trust their own experience. If you are ANYWHERE past the rAFC stage you have SOME experience, so don't be so damn indecisive and afraid of excalating your kino!

But yeah, back to the point of this thread, cute girls DO often take really bad dumps and fart.

Actually it's a lot less bad if they only fart. Sometimes it's cute lol. But if they take a REALLY MESSY SH!T IN YOUR BATHROOM, it suddenly makes sleeping with her a LOT less attractive for the next few hours.
 

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Hold On fellas I always thought ladies shVt Vanilla Ice Cream and Fart Pixie Dust...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you have an issue with putting women on a pedestal, perhaps you should work on just accurately placing them in your mind instead of just trying to imagine a bunch of derogatory things about them to tear them down from your pedestal.

It's not her fault you think she craps gold nuggets. Over-analyzing this only keeps Lubriderm and Kleenex in business.
 

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Ahh the rich culture of Sosuave's Discussion forum never ceases to amuse and delight.
 
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