Attorneys and getting Laid

[carrot]

What type of attorneys are popular for ladies

Just like techies are nerdy and unpopular
vs
Police.cops are way better because of their job athority

 

[sylvester the cat]

Rich ones who specialise in divorce settlements.

 

[logicallefty]

What type of attorneys are popular for ladies

Just like techies are nerdy and unpopular
vs
Police.cops are way better because of their job athority

When I used to be a cyber detective both men and women were fascinated by a geek with a gun.

 

[Stugots26]

As a newly minted working litigator, I can tell you that in this legal economy any successful, poised, polished attorney who can maintain his frame can clean up with women. ESPECIALLY with female law students who haven't graduated yet or who you mentor once you've graduated.

As a rising 3L I dropped my business card on an incoming first year student in front of her then-boyfriend for purposes of advice about law school, she was a really sexy tall, blonde 22yo college senior, I was 33 at the time, and she texted me three days later. Two years later and I'm still banging her, in fact I saw her Friday.

The practice of law is not difficult if you're competent and can write well. Once you start getting some cash in and after a few months of killing it at the gym, if you invest in some custom suits and get a great headshot (usually your firm will set that photoshoot up for you), you've pretty much got a revolving door of pvssy, including female law students, who you can coach, on your apartment.

:rockon:

 

[mangotot]

Forget studying for law, study to be a doctor for plastic surgeons are the high rollers.

 

[Stugots26]

In the end, pvssy follows money. The HBs, despite the modern independent feminist equality false equivalency, will drop their panties for successful men regardless of discipline.

Pffft...Who said anything about femdyke? Try HBs right out of college, and the gaggles of their female friends behind them. It's easy to avoid the feminists.

I'd also say that attorneys have a keen understanding of negotiation tactics as well, so we know how well getting up and walking away works to get what we want if we're going to get it at all.

 

[Between_The_Lines]

Please don't tell me you're about to become an attorney (and incur all that debt if not paid for by scholarships or some other means) for the purpose of becoming some sort of colossal pvssy magnet

 

[The Duke]

I've always thought attorneys were some of the most conservative/boring/depressing collection of people to be around. Most of the females reminded me of chics with dichs on a mission to prove they got what it takes.

 

[dasein]

Partly depends on where you are. In NYC, where 10% of the attorneys in the country are, you are a consolation prize, never the main rooster in the room profession-wise. It's not a detriment, just no advantage whatsoever. Probably the same as LA or the other main cities, but never practiced there other than briefly. Being in party after party where Ibankers and other financial cream are bragging about their 2 million bonuses and drinking $300 a bottle liquor is a real humbling experience.

Elsewhere, it gives you a very small boost in SMV regardless of practice. At least you have enough responsibility to obtain the degree, get licensed and practice. More important than practice area is having some pro bono public interest work under your belt to talk about with women. As other posters say, I use it to position against all the dull attorneys out there. "You sure aren't like any lawyer I ever met/dated" is what you want to hear.

 

[Stugots26]

Two graduate degrees and zero debt, all on scholarship, including the law degree. Only way to go.

 

[Between_The_Lines]

Two graduate degrees and zero debt, all on scholarship, including the law degree. Only way to go.

Definitely. With the way this job market is and the amount of attorneys being pumped into the system on a yearly basis, I don't think it's reasonable to go six figures in the hole (I know someone who owes $300K for out of state tuition fees) to call yourself "esquire" ...and hope v@ginas will automatically begin to cascade in doing so.

 

[Stugots26]

During my first graduate degree I was a TA and slayed a lot of prime undergrad pvssy - they all had their teacher fantasies. Some wild sex with outrageously hot college girls. I wasn't sure I wanted to graduate. And I was being paid for it.

The first degree paved the way for scholarship on the law degree. Now I'm about ten years older than the 1L females right out of college and enjoying the perks of being a mature man surrounded by 22-23 year olds, who are still naive and not yet bitter enough to be really b1tchy femdykes. And every year I got more feathers in my cap and there was a new crop of hot 1Ls.

And now to have done it all on scholarship, with no debt, and have a job doing exactly the type of law that I went to law school for in the first place, I've attained legendary status in my social circle and among the students I still know. Some, like that 1L I dropped my card on, have deferred multiple semesters and will still be students years from now. The legend of Stugots continues to grow and as I attend school events as a successful alumnus and go out with students after those events there's plenty of opportunity. It's a real win-win.

Would I have paid sticker price? Hell no. Not worth the risk.

 

[Bokanovsky]

During my first graduate degree I was a TA and slayed a lot of prime undergrad pvssy - they all had their teacher fantasies. Some wild sex with outrageously hot college girls. I wasn't sure I wanted to graduate. And I was being paid for it.

The first degree paved the way for scholarship on the law degree. Now I'm about ten years older than the 1L females right out of college and enjoying the perks of being a mature man surrounded by 22-23 year olds, who are still naive and not yet bitter enough to be really b1tchy femdykes. And every year I got more feathers in my cap and there was a new crop of hot 1Ls.

And now to have done it all on scholarship, with no debt, and have a job doing exactly the type of law that I went to law school for in the first place, I've attained legendary status in my social circle and among the students I still know. Some, like that 1L I dropped my card on, have deferred multiple semesters and will still be students years from now. The legend of Stugots continues to grow and as I attend school events as a successful alumnus and go out with students after those events there's plenty of opportunity. It's a real win-win.

Would I have paid sticker price? Hell no. Not worth the risk.

I smell a strong whiff of B.S. First of all, most female law students/lawyers are not hot. Yes, there are exceptions but there is no such thing as a "crop of hot 1L's". Total nonsense. When I was in law school, we used to have an expression "law school hot" to differentiate from the generally-accepted standard of hot.

Second, I don't buy your "slaying prime undergrad pvssy as a TA" story for one second. People get fired/expelled for that kind of thing....it's the worst crime you can possibly commit in the eyes of the feminist administrators that run universities and colleges these days. All it takes is one complaint from some disgruntled chick and it's over. If you're sleeping with your students left and right, your chances of being fired and expelled are effectively 100%.

 

[Stugots26]

Whatever you say, slick. I enjoyed and continue to enjoy my sweet slice of paradise. I have nothing to gain by lying on an anonymous forum, but if your view of the world is "things can't possibly be that good so it must be BS" I'm glad I'm not you and haven't had your experiences.

 

[dasein]

Well it's true that law student women are not generally as hot as other studies IME. However, in a large law school, there will be many hot girls,, just 10-15% instead of 20-25%, and the good thing is the men tend to be totally clueless with 0 game, so little competition other than from a handful of naturals, who are also clueless. So I see both sides of what stugots and bokanovsky are saying. I spent a week researching in a local state law school library recently, and there was much talent in the library. Was at another area law library the year before that and not nearly as good, so it's very conditional and random.

 

[Stugots26]

There were plenty of embittered puerile feminazi liberal cvnts at my law school, but - shocker! - they were the older, uglier, and/or fatter female students. The ones right out of undergrad tended to be much hotter and more fun, and that's where my focus was.

 

[Bible_Belt]

the men tend to be totally clueless with 0 game

You got that right. I never saw a bigger bunch of dorks. The women are dorky, too, but that is at least somewhat forgivable in a woman.

All of those dateless wonders from law school got married almost immediately after graduating, a lot of them to fairly attractive women. I guess when you've been a failure with girls all of your life, the role of wage slave seems like a fair price to get laid.

Everyone I know thinks I'm crazy for not taking the bar and practicing, *except* any of the now-attorneys I know from law school. Most of them have told me that their job is miserable and they would love to be doing anything else.