"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Attn: Moderators: Please ban Deus Ex Pianoforte and Shop Until I die for ID THEFT!!!

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This is MAHON83050:


Today, I sent SHOP UNTIL I DIE a private message regarding one my posts.
I wanted him and Deus to see a pic from myspace and sent them my MYSPACE username and password (NOT DJDF) just in case they could not access the link to the pic. I trusted they wouldn't be immature fools with the username and password (I was going to change the password as soon as they saw the pic)


I forgot that my myspace password and DJDF password were the same and these two jackoffs (whom I am convinced are lovers) guessed and guessed right that my password to DJDF was the same for myspace.

They have made posts incorrectly under my name and the worst part is:

They changed the e-mail on it, so I don't have access to my old account to rechange the password.

I AM COMPLETELY LOCKED OUT OF MY PROFILE!!

These two have violated the integrity and maturity of this website.

BAN THESE FOOLS!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Well, until you can provide undeniable proof, I would say you are out of luck. I think mods can check IP addresses to see if one user uses multiple screen names, but if not, there is nothing you can do. You could've made those profile changes and posts yourself as far as we know.

I find it extremely stupid that you gave them your info. I would think that most people would have uploaded their pics to a photobucket before giving them a myspace password.
 

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This profile's IP address does indeed match Mahon83050's IP address.

We'll sort this out.

I can remind you though that the security of your account is your responsibility.
 

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Milfhunter77 said:
This is MAHON83050 I AM COMPLETELY LOCKED OUT OF MY PROFILE!!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: . This guy just banned himself. LOL. I hope the mods just stay put on this one. Or better yet just ban all 3 of them. Dues and mahon are the two biggest morons on this website anyway.

Don't do anything. Let the name of mahon rot. Its long past due.:crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I shouldn't imply personal opinion, but I have to say Live and Learn and think before you act
 

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Attn: Moderators: Please ban Deus Ex Pianoforte and Shop Until I die for ID THEFT!!!

This is MAHON83050 again:

Just now I sent DEUS EX PIANOFORTE and SHOP UNTIL I DIE my credit card number and PIN. I wanted them to see that I actually have a lot of money. However just now I looked at my bank account and it was completely empty. After sending several PM I received a message from them:

"We took all your money and are now on our way to Mexico. We will soon be drinking several Pina Coladas in your honor. Cheers!"

I AM COMPLETELY BROKE NOW!

BAN THESE FOOLS!!
 
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Deus and Shop are lovers? Which one is the male, if any!!!
 

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Attn: Moderators: Please ban Seth Mcfarlane and Kramer

This is MAHON83050 yet again:

Please ban these two from my life as they have stolen laughs from me which I hold most dear and will never get back.

DEATH TO PETER GRIFFIN AND COSMO KRAMER!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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KarmaSutra said:
This is MAHON83050 yet again:

Please ban these two from my life as they have stolen laughs from me which I hold most dear and will never get back.

DEATH TO PETER GRIFFIN AND COSMO KRAMER!
LOL. Well Mahon I got to say I was shocked that you would give anyone your Myspace login info and when you told Dues of all people (your arch nemesis)you would give him it, I thought you were kidding. I guess you weren't. How could you have such a dumb and naive moment? :crackup:

Or are you crazy like a fox and you set them up? lol
 

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So your password for myspace was the same as the password here? LOLZ!

Deus Ex Pianoforte and Shop Until I Die are thieves . . . they have stolen my heart.
 

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Nevermind. There really are no words for this.
 

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shouldnt u be more worried that they are going to **** with your myspace page and make u look bad to the people you know in REAL LIFE (such as posting links to your sosuave threads LOL)
 

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Omg thats too fvckin funny!!!!!!!!!!

You gave 2 complete strangers personal info over the net and expected them to be "mature."

Deus + Shop post his pic up i wanna see if hes as ugly as he is stupid!!!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
You keep dragging me into you and shop's drama. I never got the username/password as my inbox was full. Remember? You told me to clear it in one of your looks-matter threads.

What are you doing giving out your private info over the Internet, anyway? VERY foolish. You represent the looks-matter side very well.



You're infamous for ignoring the rules of the website by spamming us with looks-matter threads, continually use all caps and multiple exclamation points, and try to drag me into your little self-inflicted identity theft problem when you know full damn well I never got any such private message due to my inbox being full. And yet somehow...it is ME who is violating the integrity and maturity of the site. A little backward, wouldn't you say? :whistle:

You are NOT a moderator; they are the ones who decide whether a thread should be closed or not. Keep out of their business.

You are guilty by association my friend. I did not send the password to you, but obviously shop until I die told you about it and you went along with it.

Where is Shop Until I die anyway? Is he hiding under some table? Come out you guilty sob.
 

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Milfhunter77 said:
This is MAHON83050:


Today, I sent SHOP UNTIL I DIE a private message regarding one my posts.
I wanted him and Deus to see a pic from myspace and sent them my MYSPACE username and password (NOT DJDF) just in case they could not access the link to the pic. I trusted they wouldn't be immature fools with the username and password (I was going to change the password as soon as they saw the pic)


I forgot that my myspace password and DJDF password were the same and these two jackoffs (whom I am convinced are lovers) guessed and guessed right that my password to DJDF was the same for myspace.

They have made posts incorrectly under my name and the worst part is:

They changed the e-mail on it, so I don't have access to my old account to rechange the password.

I AM COMPLETELY LOCKED OUT OF MY PROFILE!!

These two have violated the integrity and maturity of this website.

BAN THESE FOOLS!!
Well, I dont want to be mean...but you know with all those useless, annoying posts i think its for the better....someone steal Luke_Skywalkers account too! :rockon:
 

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wow, I'm with virtual mind on this one. just wow.

comic_relief
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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