"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
feelingloved
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ThunderMaverick
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I don't know how i should feel about this. Disgusted and turned on?
She's very honest. *gets his wallet*
She's very honest. *gets his wallet*
Ken785
Master Don Juan
id dot that attention wh0res eyes and blind the b!tch for acting like that!
Lord Shinra
Senior Don Juan
She could clean up her room a bit.
Maybe her teeth as well.
Maybe her teeth as well.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
lol she is all icing and no cake!
KontrollerX
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LOL, you have to respect this one's honesty.
Seriously though this chick "gets it" and its great comedy what she's doing.
Seriously though this chick "gets it" and its great comedy what she's doing.
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The Sperminator
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Read her live journal. http://missnymph.livejournal.com/ ****ing hilarious.
IceCream
Don Juan
hah, that actually made me laugh. The girl isnt even close to as attractive as people set her out to be.
And whats funny about it is its all fake, all an act.
And whats funny about it is its all fake, all an act.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Ace of Flames
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It makes me laugh more than anything. "You're going to give me all of that money because I deserve it. You know I don't wanna work for it." B!tch please!
TheHumanist
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I can't believe she is getting money. I would like to believe everyone would just laugh at her and send like fake stuff or something, but its not. People are sending unbelievable crap and it not for laughs...
Where's the adress. I'm sending her monopoly money. Maybe a picture from lemonparty with it.
Come to think of it, someone should make a fake website and make some money. I can't believe people are sending money. I know from this site are some huge AFCs out there, but this is rediculous...
Where's the adress. I'm sending her monopoly money. Maybe a picture from lemonparty with it.
Come to think of it, someone should make a fake website and make some money. I can't believe people are sending money. I know from this site are some huge AFCs out there, but this is rediculous...
KontrollerX
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I was under the impression it was all a big joke so I made a few comments on her videos under my youtube name.
She messaged me so we traded a few messages and I invited her here.
Don't know if she'll come though lol.
She messaged me so we traded a few messages and I invited her here.
Don't know if she'll come though lol.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Why?KontrollerX said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
TonyWongButOhSoRite
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This biatch isnt even hot. Go suck a nut you chumps.
KontrollerX
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I was under the impression that "she gets it" and was simply making fun of horrible women.Francisco d'Anconia said:Why?
It seems that sadly though it may not be a joke on her part after all.
buccaneerlookinat60
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I think it's called "parody." They ALL do that sh1t; just in subtler fashion.
Lord Shinra
Senior Don Juan
How old is this chick?
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
those are the girls you fvck and never call back....
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.