ATTENTION ALL NoobS!!!!COME HERE B4 POSITNG

[Fenderules]

I notice many of your are jumping on here asking for advice and not even looking at the information on this site. I notice this is happening quite a lot and it is wasting people's times for others who have unique problems that are MORE of a problem



in other words




READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!1



IT IS IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OPPOSITE THE CUTE GIRL






It has a contents with all the things you need to know as well as a glossary for terms like "AFC" and "HB"

it also has the answer to most of your questions and gives far MORE information then this forum can give in regards to basic stuff. As well as this stuff is created by experts who understand woman because they have gone through it all. Many of us such as myself posting are not and can give wrong advice even if we dont mean 2. its best to look in the bible first for anwers. there is also a search you can do for past threads that can possibly answere your question.



Thank you

 

[Fenderules]

lol sorry i mean "posting"



but "posing" also works

 

[Fatality]

I've never seen a thread like this before

 

[Fenderules]

lol im just seeing the threads pop up constantly like

"should i call her" or "does she like me" or "how to avoid friendship zone"........

 

[KOSR]

I cold approached this princess, she said I was ugly and freaked her out, she called the cops. I followed her and know where she lives, do I still have a chance with her? She did make eye contact.

 

[sexual_intellectual]

Originally posted by KnightOfSexualRelief
I cold approached this princess, she said I was ugly and freaked her out, she called the cops. I followed her and know where she lives, do I still have a chance with her? She did make eye contact.

Way to go KnightOfSexualRelief - unlucky with the police, you seem to have done everything right. You already demonstrated plenty of DJ confidence, I have a few more suggestions for you - trust me, if you follow these tips, you WILL get the girl:

* wait for 4 months til she forgets about you
BE A CHALLENGE!!

* Then call her and hang up before she has a chance to talk to you. She'll be getting REALLY moist for you after this!!

* Turn up immediately at her door in camo gear, armed with an assault rifle. Women just love a powerful man who's not afraid of danger!

* Drop her a few neg-hits like "you have hideously bad breath" and "your nose is too big". Never underestimate the power of a Neg Hit!

* Escalate things with some Kino. Don't show that you're nervous - just grab her all over, don't be afraid to play with her princess breasts. She'll be so ready for you after all these techniques you'll be fighting her off.

* If this fails, you obviously aren't showing enough Alpha Maleness. Whip out your c0ck and she'll swoon over you.

* If it still doesn't work, don't worry. She's just playing games. Be persistent. Do the whole thing again the day after.

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new guys - READ the DJ Bible.

 

[dearsappho]

Is the girl that cute?

 

[sexual_intellectual]

Originally posted by dearsappho
Is the girl that cute?

Overwhelmingly so! I wrote her a suite of poems yesterday, sent her 24 roses, several boxes of chocolate and a case of champagne.

BUT I HAVEN'T GOT ONE-ITIS!!!

 

[squirrels]

*Yawn*...this thread sucks.