"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Attach A String To A Box !!!!!!!!!

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attach a string onto a box where you ll have written the word DOG and walk your box /dog thru the town

do the above and you ll be helping yourself get rid of your AA

IT S ONE OF THE SHAME DESTROING EXERCISES that cognitive shrinks have been recommending for years (AARON BECK ALBERT ELLIS CBT REBT )
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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thanks for the tip bro I'm 5 for 5 f closing with the box on a string approach. gets kinky fast!
 

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:crackup: Where did you get this from, man? I looked for anything concerning a "box on a string" and turned up nothing. What's this supposed to do, exactly? Embarrass yourself to the point where anything else that would normally be humiliating pales in comparison to the ridicule and stares you would get by doing this?
 
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