"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Athlete's foot.
- Thread starter Azidoro
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
1. Get some over the counter spray or ointment (for the most part they work about the same). Follow the directions on the box (apply twice a day for two weeks or whatever it says).
2. Don't wear shoes that make your feet sweat. If you do, Change your socks during the middle of the day.
3. As gross as it sounds, pee on your feet when you take a shower. The urea in your pee will reduce the growth of the fungus.
4. I also recommend some type of foot powder such as gold bond. This will help dry your feet thus making it harder for the fungus to grow.