Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
LiveFreeX said:Look up the term gutter oil on google. You'll see why I prefer McD's over Chinese.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
LMAOOOOOOO well played. well played. :crackup:Malice said:Why do you eat that crap anyway? Doesn't your wife cook? My wife cooks every night, and she will pack me a lunch in the morning if I need it. Your perfect chinese wife doesn't cook??
Did you check out gutter oil? They get the oil from sewage and waste, refine it and it looks like good cooking oil.switch said:LMAOOOOOOO well played. well played. :crackup:
It's a great sandwich until you need a triple bypass. Look at Bill Clinton and Big Macs. For kids it's good but not as adults.backbreaker said:I'm not even going to lie. I have a thing for the Mc Rib.
I know it's probably made out of grass and old car tires. I don't care. that **** is great to me.
My son has a thing for chicken nuggets so I go to Wendy's and Mc Donalds a lot. I'll get a mc rib combo meal if they have it and their perlines and cream ice cream
if htey don';t have that and i have a taste i'll just get the fries
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
lol you and epimanes are probably the only people here who have a real wife and are not schizophrenics.backbreaker said:i might eat one once a month. My wife actually cooks lol.