"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ate my first Mc'Donals Burger after 6 years

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The only thing that one could even name a "taste" was the sauce.

The Bread was as good as printing paper.

The meat was just warm and soft. If it had a taste, the weak and mild taste of the sauce was more intense.

Worst investment in my life.

Subway seems to remain the only fastfood i can go for when in desperate need.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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All fast food is trash, but at least I would go to sonic or what-a-burger burgers before I go to mcdonalds. The meat is not even real bro.
 

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Regarding the meat they put in there, I heard its leftover from meat factories meaning bones and tendons broken and made again into burgers.

Is that true?
 

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The McChicken and the McNuggets are about 50% actual meat. The rest of the cells, when examined by a lab recently, originate from mostly the inner skin of the chicken, the rest is tendons.
 

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Here's an experiment. Go buy a big mac. wrap it in newspaper and hide it in your closet. Six years later, go out and buy a new one.

Then upwrap the one in your closet. compare the two. Mix them up, and see if you can tell the difference. do a blind taste test.

then report the results back.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I agree, the only thing McDonald's has going for them is their special sauce. Mayo, french dressing and pickle relish.
My problem with Subway is their cuts of "meat." Just look at the slices. Processed cow lip, pig anus sodium filled cuts of deli meat. It is not the same deli meats you buy at the grocery store.
 

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i never eat at KFC.everytime i eat there,i feel like i wana vomit.the chicken tastes like sh!t.
As for subway its....well i used to work there and we pissed in the sauce for sh!ts and giggles.
 

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Whatever the case may be, god pless Subway and McD's! Without them, I'd have a REALLY hard time trying to find something edible in China. I love their burgers man, if they were healthier I'd eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'll take a subway sub over a bunch of fuvkin noodles and rice any day of the week.
 

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switch said:
i never eat at KFC.everytime i eat there,i feel like i wana vomit.the chicken tastes like sh!t.
As for subway its....well i used to work there and we pissed in the sauce for sh!ts and giggles.


kfc is the grossest **** ever. That's not real meat either.
 

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Fatal Jay said:
kfc is the grossest **** ever. That's not real meat either.
I remember reading about conspiracy theorists saying they changed their name from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC because they stopped using chicken, and started using genetically engineered protein, so legally they had to take "chicken" out of their name.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LiveFreeX said:
Whatever the case may be, god pless Subway and McD's! Without them, I'd have a REALLY hard time trying to find something edible in China. I love their burgers man, if they were healthier I'd eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'll take a subway sub over a bunch of fuvkin noodles and rice any day of the week.
Are you serious? I lived in Yunnan for 6 months and ate like a king on a tiny budget
 

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I had some free range chicken last year that a farmer friend killed himself. His wife baked it with a handful of rosemary; best chicken I ever had. I don't think I even put salt on it.
 

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Are you serious? I lived in Yunnan for 6 months and ate like a king on a tiny budget
Sure man but I don't like noodles or rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner and my eyes aren't slanted. I'd prefer italian but good luck finding that here without shelling out major $$$.

I had McD's yesterday and I will report that it was good eatin. I never ate McD's at home... infact I think I had probably gone something like 5 years without eating it but China has driven me back into their arms. So, yeah basically thats how bad Chinese food truly is... when you start looking at a burger and fries as a good meal. When faced with Chinese food vs Western Junk, the west wins out EVERY SINGLE TIME. Christ I'd even eat KFC over anything Chinese and I can count on two hands the number of times I've been there.

I wish McDs would sell like a two burger combo, I don't want those fries or that sugar water. Here its 15 ($2.50) rmb for a burger, and 19 ($3) for fries and a drink included... they must cost absolutely nothing to make.

BK is also damn good, runs about 15 rmb for the burger, fries and drink ($2.50)... Sure you can eat a bunch of Chinese garbage in a bowl of wet for $1 but it sure as hell ain't appetizing.
 

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Espi said:
I also personally don't take any stock in the ingredients listed on the food packages. Why would anyone believe that food companies are telling the truth? Do you think the USDA is actually able to ensure that the food corporations are truthfully listing ingredients?
Good point. There was the recent "Extra Virgin Olive Oil" scandal, where distributors were buying cheap oil, adding some flavoring, and relabeling it "extra virgin olive oil" and they got away with it (and likely still are to a large degree) without anybody knowing about it.

Now every time I buy olive oil, I'm skeptical. It's not like I have a testing lab to verify the ingredients. What I'm buying for my health might end up killing me.

But I also don't have my own olive grove, so I'm kind of screwed. I just read some article about the crap that wheat has morphed into over the past few decades (or more specifically an artificial protein within wheat), and how regular bread is worse than heroin.


Just another nail in the coffin of humanity, I reckon.
 

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LiveFreeX said:
I had McD's yesterday and I will report that it was good eatin. I never ate McD's at home... infact I think I had probably gone something like 5 years without eating it but China has driven me back into their arms. So, yeah basically thats how bad Chinese food truly is... when you start looking at a burger and fries as a good meal. When faced with Chinese food vs Western Junk, the west wins out EVERY SINGLE TIME. Christ I'd even eat KFC over anything Chinese and I can count on two hands the number of times I've been there.

Good eating my ass. Had a blood test done lately? Checked those arteries and cholesterol? Hope you have good insurance for that triple bypass operation. What's your hot wife going to do, find another gringo when you die?

I would eat rice and cardboard every day before eating McDonalds.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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taiyuu_otoko said:
Good point. There was the recent "Extra Virgin Olive Oil" scandal, where distributors were buying cheap oil, adding some flavoring, and relabeling it "extra virgin olive oil" and they got away with it (and likely still are to a large degree) without anybody knowing about it.

Now every time I buy olive oil, I'm skeptical. It's not like I have a testing lab to verify the ingredients. What I'm buying for my health might end up killing me.

But I also don't have my own olive grove, so I'm kind of screwed. I just read some article about the crap that wheat has morphed into over the past few decades (or more specifically an artificial protein within wheat), and how regular bread is worse than heroin.


Just another nail in the coffin of humanity, I reckon.
taiyuu you better read "the paleo solution" by robb wolf. everything you need to know is there.wheat IS poison so is everyother grain.
 

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Good eating my ass. Had a blood test done lately? Checked those arteries and cholesterol? Hope you have good insurance for that triple bypass operation. What's your hot wife going to do, find another gringo when you die?

I would eat rice and cardboard every day before eating McDonalds.
i think you are forgetting that livefreex lives in a mental institution.
 

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I think most fast food is pretty bad now and overpriced. I have bought a meal there just a few times this year and from what i remember it was pretty bad. I mostly just buy a coffee now at mcdonalds.
 

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LiveFreeX said:
Look up the term gutter oil on google. You'll see why I prefer McD's over Chinese.
How do you know McDonalds doesn't use gutter oil too?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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