"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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At what age should a hypersexual lad be legally declared a sexual predator (for life)?

MatureDJ

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Perhaps at 5 years old?
A five-year-old autistic boy is being punished for “overstepping boundaries” – hugging and kissing his classmates – and may be labeled a sex offender for life, his family says, accusing teachers of ignoring his condition.

Nathan, a kindergarten student in Chattanooga, Tennessee, was reported to the state for “sexual activities” about three weeks after his teacher at East Ridge Elementary School first called his guardian, Summery Putnam, to complain the boy had hugged one classmate and kissed another on the cheek.
my opinion: Regardless, I'm sure his cohort of contemporarian women will consider him a "creep" for life. To paraphrase our incel brothers, it's OVER. :rolleyes:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Who Dares Win

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Ok so if 6 feet tall "teens" rob someone at gun point we cant trial them as adults cause they lack the mental tools to realize what their action meant.

If a 5 yrs old retarded who doesnt understand for real what he is doing hugs her classmates he needs to be under trial as an adult...well better yet as a domestic terrorist?

I kid you not, If I were to create parodies to mock society, I couldnt reach what happens in reality.

I wonder if the problem is the hugging or the fact that he is an ugly retarded, Im sure if the kid was the chad of the class, there wouldnt be any women going after him, no classmates, no parents...no one.
 

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So hes hypersexual for hugging a classmate at 5 yrs old? It sounds like some innocent kid stuff.
 

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Oh buy. I have a confession to make, dudes. I might be a sexual predator. At age 5 or 4, I don't remember, I was in kindergarten, during a quiet hour, I was laying in my bed next to a girl, and we agreed to show each other our thingies. I showed her my thingy and she showed me her thingy.
 

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Oh buy. I have a confession to make, dudes. I might be a sexual predator. At age 5 or 4, I don't remember, I was in kindergarten, during a quiet hour, I was laying in my bed next to a girl, and we agreed to show each other our thingies. I showed her my thingy and she showed me her thingy.
Well she will remember this and 30 yrs later say you traumatized her. And have you tried in court.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I am so screwed, all threw my early childhood years I not only showed my thingy and saw the thingy of little girls but I also touched their thingy and they touched mine, not to mention that I fondled my mother's friends breasts. Does any one here have the number of a good lawyer?
 
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