"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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at what age do you hit puberity

TorturedSoul

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Im 16 I have a full beard already armpit hair and all that stuff and when you hit puberity you get this stuff right?

so yeah but I dont think I hit it yet for one: isint my voice supposed to start to get squeakey?

and worst of all my penis should be larger I just messared it and its only bearley 5in in leanght and 4in around. and thats why to small under adverage I think

I dont even wanan show it to a girl I can imagean the rep now : hehehe his wang is so small heheheh. man this is really bad damn....I hope its no done growing....

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ceebud

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um, dude, i think you start puberty at about age 11 or so. thats what i got, 5 inches is small, i dont know what to tell ya.

no, your voice probably shouldnt be squeaky.

that really sucks.
 

Ashlee Angel

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It's diffrent for everybody I hit it at 8 no lie the only thing is my voice didn't change until I was in fifth grade.

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sonick182

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lol 8?!

Iunno bout the squeaky voice thing... I didnt have the squeaky voice when i went through.. Im 16 now...

I got the pubes (its like a friggin mongoose in my pants.. okay not that much
), but my facial/armpit/leg hair is comin in real slow.. weird...

If you're really self concious of your penis, go on kazaa and download some penis enlargement guides... no joke
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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oblizue

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Puberty can come in at a variety of ages, and it affects everyone in different ways.

I don't think your voice is required to become squeaky b/c I don't recall mine ever going through that stage.

As for penis size, no girl is going to jump out of bed b/c of penis size so I wouldn't worry too much about it.
 

TorturedSoul

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I dont know...but from what Ive seen with my own eyes and ears how women talk, they make fun of a guy with a small penis my cousin gets crap all the time

and my brother always haveing girls talk about how big his thang is and thats why girls are trying to always sleep with him even though he has a girlfriend

when girls talk abouttheair boyfriends to thei friends
it has impact

can the doctor give me something maybe?

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dip

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dude, 5 inches is not small...the only reason you think it is is because you see porns and ****, those are all guys who are bigger then normal...and most of the people on this site would lie to you..dont worry man. things will happen on their own...
 

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Originally posted by dip:
dude, 5 inches is not small...
He's lying to you. Size does matter. Ask any of your lady friends. You better ask Soshyopathe if you can borrow his Jelquing program
 

happy gilmore

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my first wet dream was 13 years old. I started to have hair on my penis around that year too. Hair before that wet dream.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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