"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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At what age did you lose your virginity and who was she?

Alkali

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Seventeen and still a virgin. By choice of course, I choked.

It's too easy to convince yourself not to do it (I know, like wtf?)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJDamage

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Man don't lose no virginity! we ain't different once we finish fvcking a vagina (unlike a woman who is more and more screwed up the more different c0cks she has inside of hers during a life time ).

You are in no worse or better position then every guy who is on the computer right now and not fvcking at the moment (unless there are some of you who go on sosuave and let your girl blow you under the desk or ride the chair while you type lol). The only difference is that after those men turn off the computer they go and get pvssy... so what are you doing about it??
 

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"It's too easy to convince yourself not to do it (I know, like wtf?)"

Exactly. I guess my real concern is finding a girl that I'm sexually attracted to, not a girl that I'm settling for just to get it over with.
 

MindAtEase

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10, which is crazy because most would consider me a late bloomer. I think everyone else just started way too early.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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VictorK

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26....and now she thinks i'm mr. smooth, and refuses to believe there haven't been others...go figure
 

VictorK

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26....and now she thinks i'm mr. smooth, and refuses to believe there haven't been others...go figure
 

KarmaSutra

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SickAgain said:
No offense, but these kinds of threads are useless to any productive don juaning.
It's a life changing moment in a guys' life when he loses his virginity. This topic is completely relevant and deserves discussion.

If a certain "someone" hasn't lost his virginity yet then I could see why he would think it worthless to talk about.
 

Alkali

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MindAtEase said:
10, which is crazy because most would consider me a late bloomer. I think everyone else just started way too early.
So you pushed your three inch, prepubescent cokc in to a six dollar wohre?

Or was it just some ten year old sult lol?

You have to share, having sex at age is ten is crazy.
 

KarmaSutra

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On topic.

I recieved my first bl0wjob at 11 from my best friends' 15 year old sister.

I can still hear Wham's Careless whisper whenever I think about it. :)

We fvcked about a week later.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Craig_87

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Mulder.....Couldnt reply to your PM.....basically she did nothing as in she was crap in bed.......which was odd considerin th way she was grinding when dancing...thort she wudda known another position except the starfish.... but yea......cant be assed with one night stands anymore
 
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