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Here now after 4hrs fvcking going out to eat now I have to go home cause work tomorrow she keeps pushing for longer time
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
At chicks apartment as we speak
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Papa_smu
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Must mean she likes you 
Poonani Maker
Master Don Juan
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Just got home fvck man I’m exhausted the waitress b!tches in the restaurant were jealous of her I think so I tipped barely 20% talked a few hours there then went back to her place watched some YouTube videos on her couch then talked ever yet more she has a fully loaded Honda or Acura suv drives fast and dangerously.
A red flag or two gotta go to bed
A red flag or two gotta go to bed