"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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seabreeze

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Aequitas I thought you were a Taurus not a Leo. Anyway, yes that's a sexy Taurus on that picture. Have fun with your other lady Scorpios and try not to get stung!
SB;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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whoops?

Originally posted by seabreeze
Aequitas I thought you were a Taurus not a Leo.
SB;)
Oh whoops... my bad, i missread that:eek: , blah! Well who cares, i'm still a sexay mafaka:cool: .. and dont worry about me getting stung, cause the only one that will be doing the stinging is me! ;)


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What I'm saying is, it's a load of Taurus, I'm not saying it might not be a good pick up tool. I'm sure also that most women believe or want to believe it, that's all.

For instance, they had to do a whole lot of backpeddling and coming up with some freaky/different answers when they found another planet recently.
 

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"What I'm saying is, it's a load of Taurus"

???? Is this another way to say "BS?" LOL
SB:D
 
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