"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
asking for head?
- Thread starter oElS
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"Pardon me, miss...if it wouldn't be too much of a bother, do you suppose I could unsheath my heretofore hidden-from-view tallywhacker, so that I might dip my balls in your ever-so-lovely mouth? And would you be so kind as to use your tongue to gently encircle my testicular region? 'Twould be splendid, methinks!"
penkitten
Master Don Juan
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
and for god sake take a shower before you do that. Would you want to have a slimy penis in your mouth if you ware a woman!!!
good luck
scordate
Don Juan
only answer you will get is kinda;
ok-Joe, but that will be an extra 50 $ ;-)
go down on her and position yourself so she is able to, should she want to, touch your hmm privates
then if she likes it, *and wants to*, she can either go 69 or reward you when you have given her a good time down there
try asking her questions about what SHE likes done to her; as in do you prefer your xxxx touched this way .... or this way ?
she might feel encouraged to ask you back what you like ?
and AFAI think; you have absolutely no right to 'demand' head
remember sex is fun and you should explore eachother
its not a p***-movie that has a rigid scenario
be fun in bed; even cool; if she moves in the direction of head-giving
stop her jokingly- teasingly; "hey - did I say you could go down on me ? no - you have to wait for that !"
some women are absolutely fascinated with our **** and cant wait to study a new one, and if you withhold her that experience she will go nutty !
what works with one woman, will not work with another; you just have to go with the flow
/ scordate
Now dont go ****in out there and ask every ***** you know for head.
Im just saying you have to be 101% proof comfortable with asking a question like this, with asking or doing anything really.
I was at a house party about a year ago and the first thing I did when I saw a real fit one was :
Grabbed her by the arm,
Look her in the eye with suspicious look,
Ask her in real serious tone of voice:
''Do you give good head??''
Her and all her mates were like:
''what the ****...EXCUSE ME!!!!''''
(Of course this being the testing bulll****)
So i was like in a answer my question tone of voice :
''Well do you??''
She was like in real serious tone:
''Excuse me thats really none of your business'':nono:
So i was like (bull**** ga lore)in a ''yeah right'' kind of tone:
''yeah ok, ill take that as a yes''
Whole place : ->>:crackup: :crackup:
So yeah then i ignore her for awhile,
we get talkin, i bring up a whole role-play of us being in a very serious relationship which she totally gets immersed in,
then go on and bust on her, sayin shes cheatin on me when she gets a text message off some other guy.
Story short, when end up makin out, workin the neck,lips and navel...she starts melting,
go off into a more private room and what happened,
she milked my **** with her mouth like a cows tit.:rockon:
so yeah it was a good night, she took my number and is ''a good friend now''
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
aftershock
Master Don Juan
One of her friends had been going out with a guy a couple of months, and they were alone. Things got a bit hotter and he revealed his manhood, obviously expecting her to do something with it. She said "Oh, do you need the toilet?".
:crackup: :crackup:
Needless to say, he made a quick exit and didn't see her again...
As for the question in general, don't ask, things will progress to that stage naturally if you are any good at turning her on.
Why ask?
Did you ask "can I kiss you?" "Can I feel your breasts?"
If you answered "yes" to both of those...
Anyway, don't ask. Let things get really hot until you whipser in her ear...
"Give me head"
"Take me in your mouth"
"Go down on me"
"Suck me"
Whatever you want to pick out of those.
"asking for head?" :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: