"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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asked her out tonight

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i finally asked her out and got her digits. im gonna give her a call tonight so she can give me directions to her house to pick her up. I'm gonna need to be sure I show her a good time because she just went on a date last night and she went to dinner and a movie. so I'm gonna have to make it 10 x better than the AFC she was with last night.

Just wondering if I should compliment her on anything in particular or just don't even mention crap at all pertaining to her looks, I'm sure she knows she's beautiful already that's why. I don't want to be like the other people.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Nice man, make sure not to be the AFC she was with the next night :p
 
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oh for sure. I'm ending the date early that way it doesn't drag on, and I'll just tell HER to call me when I let her go. I'll be sure to have some kino going on throughout the night. Should be great... I'll probably give an update when it's over.
 
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I wouldn't tell her to call ya... u know girls always "forget" these things.
 
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Yep, don't tell her to call you, thats your job. Just say you had a great time and let her wonder 'if' you will even call her again.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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monkey is right. especially since you're taking her home early shes gonna sweat like crazy wondering what she did wrong to make you take her home so early without so much as a "you're beautiful tonight" or a "call me"
 
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baurman said:
i finally asked her out and got her digits. im gonna give her a call tonight so she can give me directions to her house to pick her up. I'm gonna need to be sure I show her a good time because she just went on a date last night and she went to dinner and a movie. so I'm gonna have to make it 10 x better than the AFC she was with last night.
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You already chopped yourself in the nuts. You put yourself into the "Dating Frame" so you surely won't be getting laid by this chick. If you do its no time soon.

baurman said:
oh for sure. I'm ending the date early that way it doesn't drag on, and I'll just tell HER to call me when I let her go. I'll be sure to have some kino going on throughout the night. Should be great... I'll probably give an update when it's over.
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WTF!?

Why on earth would you end a date early? You should be having fun, enjoying each others time. Escalate, Escalate, Escalate....Fuk CLOSE!

Sometimes I wonder where the hell you guys be getting this stuff from. Seriously what is your purpose of leaving early. Do you got some chick already waiting at home or something? Or are you cutting it short because its some rule of yours?

The best way to get a chick is to fuk her as quickly as possible. Two people that enjoys each others company and has sexual tension in the air will eventually have sex regardless. I'm not saying be a horny desperate guy trying to get sex, but just go with the damn flow. If you guys are making out and sh!t, your going to cut the date short? Hell no you might even come off as insecure and not confident to go all the way.

STOP PLAYING GAMES and have fun

Note - You already fuked up by asking her out, only chodes who have no options do dumb sh!t like that. Next time just get the # and tell her she is meeting up with you.
 
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