"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ask A Guy Who Just Got A Handjob Under a Blanket in Public Anything
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
VastanVer2.0
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hopefully not, it was just a handjobWarrior74 said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
Don't hate bro. This is gonna be fun.HolyG said:Why are such a bragging douchebag?
DO you love the Misc. more than I do?
Lost it about a year ago, age 17. umad?Real Talk said:After finally getting this hj what do you feel about your prospects of finally losing your virginity?
^definitely mad.VastanVer2.0 said:hopefully not, it was just a handjob
When did I brag? Inb4 thread title counts as bragging.HolyG said:Why are such a bragging douchebag?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p-gnqFpOU...AAAak/uMb2uRw41wo/s1600/****+yeah+seaking.jpgGray The Prince said:Don't hate bro. This is gonna be fun.
DO you love the Misc. more than I do?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Marvin Gaye
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