"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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metoo

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Using dope is out of the question. If you want a traditional, smart, sexy, beautiful young wife, forget the US gals, especially if you are over 30. In the Phillipines, it is common for retired US military men of 40's-50 year old group, to have a gal in her 20-s-30's. You can have teenagers, if you want, to actually, but that's illegal to even discuss on a US forum, (basically). It is so cheap to live there, the women are so attractive and sweet, and mlitary retirement pay is so poor, lots of retired vets have been living there, for generations now. So the women view huge age differences as meaning little or nothing.

They are Catholic, so Divorce is not an option for these ladies. They mean to keep you for life, altho they know very well that means 10-30 years, depending upon your health, genetics, and age. I"ve lost dozens of them who were emailing me when I told them I expected them to move on to younger men after 5 years with me, no kidding.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Coincidentally, I am visiting the Philippines next month and am looking forward to discovering what differences there might be.

QUOTE=metoo]Using dope is out of the question. If you want a traditional, smart, sexy, beautiful young wife, forget the US gals, especially if you are over 30. In the Phillipines, it is common for retired US military men of 40's-50 year old group, to have a gal in her 20-s-30's. You can have teenagers, if you want, to actually, but that's illegal to even discuss on a US forum, (basically). It is so cheap to live there, the women are so attractive and sweet, and mlitary retirement pay is so poor, lots of retired vets have been living there, for generations now. So the women view huge age differences as meaning little or nothing.

They are Catholic, so Divorce is not an option for these ladies. They mean to keep you for life, altho they know very well that means 10-30 years, depending upon your health, genetics, and age. I"ve lost dozens of them who were emailing me when I told them I expected them to move on to younger men after 5 years with me, no kidding.[/QUOTE]
 

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As the Phillipines is rife with poverty, naturally the women there will be looking for a way out and that comes with dating middle aged men.

Having said that, has anyone here partied in Makati before? I wouldn't mind heading over to Manila to get away from SZ for a week or so...someone said there is a cool club scene but everyone who goes to Manila seems to dislike it...
 

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Dear MeToo,
Everything you say is true,however what you don't say is...Aside from opening their legs they are pretty useless,their conversation never gets beyond family and shopping...The Phillipines is a hole...so hot and muggy,the food is ghastly...the noise in the streets,the pollution,being seen as an ATM just gets on your nerves...the girls themselves are rather like children,very lovely....Just what do you do with them after the dastardly act?...but why go through the whole Circus of relocating,there are plenty of these Girls in all your large Cities I am sure...Try Mainland Chinese Ladies,they are much more fun...Just pop along to your nearest Asian grocery,have a basic knowledge of Asian cooking,grab a packet of anything,covered in Chinese script,plead ignorence of its contents, and start up a conversation with any lady shopper who you think might be a likely candidate.
 

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I know a few Filipino women, gorgeous, bronze skin, look younger than their age, and they don't get fat like the subject line says. Both married to white men here in the US.

I've talked with one of the girls at length, she's actually a great conversationist, very good fun attitude.
The other woman struggles a little more with the language, culture, humor, and customs, but is still very charming nonetheless.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You can have teenagers, if you want, to actually, but that's illegal to even discuss on a US forum, (basically).
Am I the only person that finds this disturbing that you even bring this up?

It sounds pedo.
 
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