"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Asian dude outs his sister as a *****.

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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DonGorgon

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YAboi said:
funniest ish ever! LOL!, its funny how that katie girls friend britney was tryin to defend her and cover up the female 'secret society' activities.

And this ladies and gentlemen is why facebook is a security risk and a BS site!

hos are hos.. we need to make sure we are Fing them..
 

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Chris: I love facebook like you love c*ck
OWNED :crackup:

And this ladies and gentlemen is why facebook is a security risk and a BS site!
and that's why if you rat someone out, you make sure there's no way they can get back at you.

and it does'nt matter if you have on account or not, you'll still be talked about.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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if i found that list with my younger sister i'd beat the sh1t out of her, if it was my older sister i probably wouldn't talk to her for a while.
 

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lol at someone saying "Hey Brian if you cut your hair you are getting a BJ AHAHAH"

Funny stuff
 

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YAboi said:
And this ladies and gentlemen is why facebook is a security risk and a BS site!
I have to correct myself here because I totally condemned facebook. Sorry Mark Zuckerberg. Facebook is only a security risk if you post stuff that could implicate you or if you are not in control of your life and your relations with others. Its not a BS site and can be used to network and for advertising your business.

I apologise..........to facebook
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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