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You are only thinking of yourself. What if you pass it on to others and someone's grandmother gets killed?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Asian chick calls cops on dude spinning day-game asking "do you speak English?"
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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That is not my responsibility. Did you wear a mask every flu season?
If you didn't, shut your trap fool
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I say it is. My understanding of "flues" is simple, if someone is sneezing or coughing, then you stay away from them, or if I feel that way, make sure I don't cough or sneeze around people. You don't have asymptomatic people sick with flu. If you catch the flu then you know in a two days time or less, not a week or 14 days or a month like covid. Nobody usually died, in a manner of not breathing without at least first knowing they are sick, from the flu. This virus seems to also hit entirely healthy people of any age range and then they simply can't breathe. Sometimes you just get less oxygen in your system and don't know you have it until you just feel fainter or weaker than usual as the oxygen is getting lower in your body....with no other symptoms.
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