As Juando Turns...

[Juando]

1. I'm doing THE THING that is really hard for me: keeping my hands off the phone- when what I really wanna do is call HER.

Thursday she had a meltdown and was really critical, *****y, was going to leave my place and NEXT me. I was ready to NEXT her, not call her but she called Sat and we went for a walk, genuinely had a great time, and she was sweet and thoughtful and almost perfect.

I have handcuffed my phone hand because I'm on the verge of oneitis with a woman whom I'm obviously very attracted to but with whom the scales are tilted; she's come around quite a bit but my IL for her is much higher than hers.

I need to either get her IL to a good level matching mine or move on to a more deserving plate.

OK, I'll be honest. I can't get her off my mind, really want to call, want to see that cute face, stroke those thighs...

This IS hard. And if she calls I'm supposed to (according to the WISDOM) make myself busy, cool, and not do what I really want to, call right back...

Pray for me DJs.

2. (Some of you) will appreciate this one- Sat SHE left at midnight and my next door neighbor came over to show me her new BLONDE hairdo. She called her look "porno Barbie". One thing led to another and she confessed that she used to be a dancer.

NATURALLY, I talked to her and put an idea in her mind so that by the time my main plate called to say 'night after her shower, the neighbor was lying on my couch in her fukk-me outfit (oh yes!!) complete with the zip-off 4 inch micro skirt. Which she zipped off to show me her cheeks (oh, yes).

OK: REMIND ME- I've plum forgot why I should not fukk my next door neighbor...:crazy:

 

[Mr. Me]

It's a juando-full day in the neighborhood.

 

[Juando]

UPDATE/ Juando's moral dilemma:

My car is in the shop. My mechanic wants to keep it one more day.

I have a couple of appts. at work tomorrow that I should keep.

A. Should I rent a car and keep myself morally unstained?

or

B. Should I call my main plate I would like to distance for IL purposes;
her schedule is like mine tomorrow and she could easily drop me off at my job on her way...

 

[Interceptor]

Sometimes the best thing to do is...nothing.

And..
....pull the needle out of your arm!!.


You're going to fvck this up.


What are you doing to further your life, to grow, and accomplish your Mission??






Oh and BTW, what in the world were you thinking when you didn't go full speed ahead with "porno Barbie"???
What are you ..some eunuch? Are you married?:moon:
:crackup:

LOL! No, seriously, why the hell didn't you pursue ex dancer??

Dude..
You sound like Mr. She was on My Bed "Yeah, I coulda fvcked her..." Guy

 

[Juando]

Moral dilemma deferred... she's got an appt. so can't give me a lift....

Juando's life dilemma remains: how long before he can drop his AFC skin and blossom as the MAN who demands and gets high IL, respect and women dropping their micro-skirts for.... uh, solved that one; I'm waiting on you guys about the neighbor question- she's said she's coming back to "model" other fukk-me outfits...

 

[Juando]

Dude..
You sound like Mr. She was on My Bed "Yeah, I coulda fvcked her..." Guy

I like that guy....

I know, I know, I must be getting old or something... but I fukked my next door neighbor once before... and it was GREAT before it was HELL....

Maybe I can fukk her, just in a neighborly way....

 

[Interceptor]

Dude, give her the ultimate Juandido Bandidio House of Pleasure Experience...

Oh, and don't think that I didn't notice you not address my question if you were working on accomplishing your Mission in life, you hear???

 

[Interceptor]

Oh and BTW...

ARE you going to pull that needle out or am I going to have to use force here??

 

[Juando]

Oh and BTW...

ARE you going to pull that needle out or am I going to have to use force here??

I pulled it out.

I feel sober. It's new. It's weird.


Life Mission? Yes. I got derailed from it by some medium IL puzzy.
Thanks. That baseball bat to the head, it felt good.

 

[Interceptor]

You see??

This is how I do my work.


Next time, just do it first..no more questions or doubts and hesitation.

Just freakin' do it!!




LOL!

Fvcker!

Get ready to show her Mr Juando's Pleasure Emporium!





And get back to your Mission already!

What are you doing standing around there like that???!

Get in formation, soldier!!