"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Greasy Pig

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What the actual fvck....
 

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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life just bypass articles written by anyone with a hyphenated name.
 
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I call bullsh1t. She had a 5th grade boyfriend that got a girl pregnant, and then that girl fell asleep with a cigarette in her mouth and burned their house down? Yeah, that sounds like most 11 year olds...
 
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