"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Article: Twilight almost cost me my wife (and my life)
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
taiyuu_otoko
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Not really. A male version would be a marriage breaking up over porn. That's essentially what twilight is, female porn.
There is a subculture of sexually explicit ebooks written for women. The most common theme is being taken by a vampire, who is powerful, dominates you, yet doesn't kill you, and then uses his special powers to give you mind shuddering orgasms. (if you are a woman, that is, or a gay vampire.)
For those of you that can get over the disgust with twilight and all the feminine nonsense that surrounds it, you might want to check it out.
The good guys are pretty much the mythical ideal for women. A good insight into the female psyche.
There is a subculture of sexually explicit ebooks written for women. The most common theme is being taken by a vampire, who is powerful, dominates you, yet doesn't kill you, and then uses his special powers to give you mind shuddering orgasms. (if you are a woman, that is, or a gay vampire.)
For those of you that can get over the disgust with twilight and all the feminine nonsense that surrounds it, you might want to check it out.
The good guys are pretty much the mythical ideal for women. A good insight into the female psyche.
kingsam
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the chick in that film is f-ing hot tho
Teflon_Mcgee
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Your right, Ken785. Women are f*cked. But so is this guy.
Xbox and Harry Potter? Why does it not surprise me that he ALLOWED his wife to act like an irrational 16 year old girl.
Xbox and Harry Potter? Why does it not surprise me that he ALLOWED his wife to act like an irrational 16 year old girl.
Which one xDkingsam said:
BTW there's no way this is true. Most of it's possible, but horrible. The "accidentally cutting self with glass".. For the sake of my sanity I conclude this is fake.
EDIT: I think this is satire, people. Let's not jump to conclusions.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ThunderMaverick
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I'd f*ck them all. All of them are hot. I'd f*ck Bella's stalker Victoria and the new blood loli she recruits in the second book. I'd fu*k Edward, Jacob, and his whole wolf tribe of Indians. I'd f*ck Bella's Dad, Charlie. I'd f*ck the entire place the books were set at. I'd F*CK the state of Washington if I could...but only in that movie. Washington is so f*cking hot in the movies. The way Washington looks at me in that sexy "i don't want it but i do" way...I'd put it in Washington's butt...but only in the movie. Washington isn't that hot IRL.
Other than that the guy is a f*cking chump to go without sex from his wife for several months. Where are their priorities at? This is what happens when you put the material before the spiritual (spiritual as in connecting with each other).
Psh.
Other than that the guy is a f*cking chump to go without sex from his wife for several months. Where are their priorities at? This is what happens when you put the material before the spiritual (spiritual as in connecting with each other).
Psh.