"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Article: Twilight almost cost me my wife (and my life)
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
taiyuu_otoko
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Not really. A male version would be a marriage breaking up over porn. That's essentially what twilight is, female porn.
There is a subculture of sexually explicit ebooks written for women. The most common theme is being taken by a vampire, who is powerful, dominates you, yet doesn't kill you, and then uses his special powers to give you mind shuddering orgasms. (if you are a woman, that is, or a gay vampire.)
For those of you that can get over the disgust with twilight and all the feminine nonsense that surrounds it, you might want to check it out.
The good guys are pretty much the mythical ideal for women. A good insight into the female psyche.
There is a subculture of sexually explicit ebooks written for women. The most common theme is being taken by a vampire, who is powerful, dominates you, yet doesn't kill you, and then uses his special powers to give you mind shuddering orgasms. (if you are a woman, that is, or a gay vampire.)
For those of you that can get over the disgust with twilight and all the feminine nonsense that surrounds it, you might want to check it out.
The good guys are pretty much the mythical ideal for women. A good insight into the female psyche.
kingsam
Master Don Juan
the chick in that film is f-ing hot tho
Teflon_Mcgee
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Your right, Ken785. Women are f*cked. But so is this guy.
Xbox and Harry Potter? Why does it not surprise me that he ALLOWED his wife to act like an irrational 16 year old girl.
Xbox and Harry Potter? Why does it not surprise me that he ALLOWED his wife to act like an irrational 16 year old girl.
Which one xDkingsam said:
BTW there's no way this is true. Most of it's possible, but horrible. The "accidentally cutting self with glass".. For the sake of my sanity I conclude this is fake.
EDIT: I think this is satire, people. Let's not jump to conclusions.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ThunderMaverick
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I'd f*ck them all. All of them are hot. I'd f*ck Bella's stalker Victoria and the new blood loli she recruits in the second book. I'd fu*k Edward, Jacob, and his whole wolf tribe of Indians. I'd f*ck Bella's Dad, Charlie. I'd f*ck the entire place the books were set at. I'd F*CK the state of Washington if I could...but only in that movie. Washington is so f*cking hot in the movies. The way Washington looks at me in that sexy "i don't want it but i do" way...I'd put it in Washington's butt...but only in the movie. Washington isn't that hot IRL.
Other than that the guy is a f*cking chump to go without sex from his wife for several months. Where are their priorities at? This is what happens when you put the material before the spiritual (spiritual as in connecting with each other).
Psh.
Other than that the guy is a f*cking chump to go without sex from his wife for several months. Where are their priorities at? This is what happens when you put the material before the spiritual (spiritual as in connecting with each other).
Psh.