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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
article: The d!ckonomics of Tinder
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Here is the author in a video about how to be a "superwitch".
Can you say "WALL"? Can you say "batsh!t insane"? 
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Unfortunately she's right . I have see from my ex gfs and also from my sisters how annoying and stupid many guys can be .
I have seen texts where they clearly shut down the guy with full respect and the guy can't stop and never seem to realize that he's not attractive enough for them . I saw also many texts of guys saying completely stupid things , being clingy and whiny but all of them were very thirsty and needy . Things that you might expect mostly from women.
When 5 or 10 guys hits you every month and all of them are saying these stupid things , it's normal to say **** is abundant and low value.
I have seen texts where they clearly shut down the guy with full respect and the guy can't stop and never seem to realize that he's not attractive enough for them . I saw also many texts of guys saying completely stupid things , being clingy and whiny but all of them were very thirsty and needy . Things that you might expect mostly from women.
When 5 or 10 guys hits you every month and all of them are saying these stupid things , it's normal to say **** is abundant and low value.
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She looks rough.