Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
my opinion: She should go into pr0stitution.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How do you figure if she's avoiding "creeps who don't have game"? Looks like she wants Chads or Chad-lites that have some game. Some other dating app, Bumble, where women initiate first, was eventually advised since she seems annoyed of getting email bombed by average / below average looking joes, or even Chad-lites with no game.I’m an Attractive Woman Who Wants No-Strings-Attached Sex. Where Do I Find Non-Creeps for That?
Guys on the apps have no game.slate.com
my opinion: She should go into pr0stitution.
Agree completely. She wants a Chadlite (minimum) who is aggressive (and smooth) enough to close.
she just need to yell in the middle of the street, then choose who shows upI’m an Attractive Woman Who Wants No-Strings-Attached Sex. Where Do I Find Non-Creeps for That?
Guys on the apps have no game.
my opinion: She should go into pr0stitution.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.