"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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my opinion: Why does the mainstream media keep shoving nude photos of morbidly obese women (although typically covering the "naughty bits" with rolls of fat :crackup:), but except for Sports Illustrated, doesn't show us attractive women? Is it somehow sexist to show attractive women, but not so to show disgustingly obese women? Why are men who like looking at attractive women considered pervs, while men who like (or at least tolerate) looking at these monstrosities considered "enlightened"?
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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We should make our own magazine and culture stream to set things even, if women find only a certain type of man attractive we have to push them and shame them into liking the others.

"unemployed with pride"

"bald and determined"

"closer to earth, how short men are more in touch with the planet"

"short and overboard, because only a short d1ck goes in and out easily"

Then we need a face for our campaign maybe joe pesci or danny de vito, telling women how those who avoid them do so because they are intimidated from them.

Regarding dating sites, just like old men are forbidden to contact young women, we should make sure women above a certain size are forbidden to contact men above a certain income.
 

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Who Dares Win said:
We should make our own magazine and culture stream to set things even, if women find only a certain type of man attractive we have to push them and shame them into liking the others.

"unemployed with pride"

"bald and determined"

"closer to earth, how short men are more in touch with the planet"

"short and overboard, because only a short d1ck goes in and out easily"

Then we need a face for our campaign maybe joe pesci or danny de vito, telling women how those who avoid them do so because they are intimidated from them.

Regarding dating sites, just like old men are forbidden to contact young women, we should make sure women above a certain size are forbidden to contact men above a certain income.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Who Dares Win said:
We should make our own magazine and culture stream to set things even, if women find only a certain type of man attractive we have to push them and shame them into liking the others.

"unemployed with pride"

"bald and determined"

"closer to earth, how short men are more in touch with the planet"

"short and overboard, because only a short d1ck goes in and out easily"

Then we need a face for our campaign maybe joe pesci or danny de vito, telling women how those who avoid them do so because they are intimidated from them.

Regarding dating sites, just like old men are forbidden to contact young women, we should make sure women above a certain size are forbidden to contact men above a certain income.
LMFAO! Perfect!!! :)
 

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I live in Stockholm, the capital of one of the most feminist countries on this planet. But you know what I saw today in the tube? THIS! Fat boy and an old out of shape man. It was an underwear ad by Dressman. You want gender equality? you gon get it! This is the first ad of its like I can remember seeing.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Who Dares Win said:
"unemployed with pride"

"bald and determined"

"closer to earth, how short men are more in touch with the planet"

"short and overboard, because only a short d1ck goes in and out easily"
Wow, I'm 4 for 4! :cheer:
 

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MatureDJ said:
I feel so bad for that green couch. It probably has a weight capacity of only 350 lbs. You know how your pillow gets flat over the course of a year? Those couch cushions probably didn't survive a day. This is a sure-fire way to smash atoms.

I'm surprised I didn't see a single tattoo.

my opinion: Why does the mainstream media keep shoving nude photos of morbidly obese women
Women are the spokespeople of the Earth. They find fat women "brave, inspiring, and beautiful", so fat women are getting the spotlight.

Why are men who like looking at attractive women considered pervs
We're not pervs, we're closed-minded. Get your facts straight! ;)

On the same token, women who don't like boring nice guys are also closed-minded.
 

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Sadly, it's becoming the norm rather than the exception. That's why we are seeing more of it.:(
 

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We are in the Age of Whatever. Be the fat, unhealthy, lack-of-exercise, french-fries-eating, couch-potato creatures, and you are brave, strong, and ****ing fierce.

How dare you criticizing these people! How dare you work hard and shame other people by your achievements!
 

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think on the bright side, they will die earlier, not soon enough but hey less time on earth to annoy us
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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