"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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article: 11 Things A Good Guy Will Never Ask You To Do

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Duke

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lol, I think I've violated every one of those things on that list. jeezus this stuff wreeks.
 

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Haha I expected the list to be more like
- Ana!
- have a 3sum
- let him fvck your sister
 

hockeyfreak79

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HA solid frame & you won't have to ask her.

#4 is my favorite, with a beer thanks!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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glass half full

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lmao! the further down the list, the worse it gets. Esp. number 7- don't let your friend that's too fvcked up to drive stay on the couch, send him home! Or better yet we drive him home, get caught and in jail so we can call your lazy betch azz up @ 3am to bail us out! cvntz!!
 

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MOTU said:
Haha I expected the list to be more like
- Ana!
- have a 3sum
- let him fvck your sister
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MOTU again.

haha. I usually ask for all those things. Sometimes the cousin is better than the sister, though.

Also, ask her to swallow and lick up anything she misses.
 

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Danger said:
My response was a simple "I'm not a gentleman". If a girl ever tells you that "a good guy would.....", just say that you aren't a good guy. It's a challenge they love to death.
A woman who was flirting with me on the weekend looked at me and said "A55HOLE!" I responded with "Yes?" She laughed.

100% agree. They love it when you actually admit to being the jerk.
 

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This article should be titled, "Things you should know to do without him asking."

If I have to ask my girl to do (most) of these things, then I'm going to find another girl.

CJ.
 
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