MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2006
- Messages
- 12,749
- Reaction score
- 5,163
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I prefer to ask you to buy me a drink thanks. I know I can trust you if I decided I could possibly **** you first. That makes it much safer.10. The Mystery Shot
What the guy is thinking: "Oh man, I saw in this movie once where this guy totally sent a drink over to this hot piece in a bar, and she was all up on it. I'll order some crazy shot and bring it over to that sexy brunette!"
What the girl is thinking: "ROOFIE ROOFIE ROOFIE ROOFIE ROOFIE GHB GHB GHB PLAN B PLAN B PLAN B PLAN B."
As if any man gives a **** about how successful, funny or smart you are. Tits and ass you stupid b1tch, especially when he meets you in a bar for the first time. But we do know that at 24, the fact that you can consider yourself "successful" means that you are a stuck up cow who is going to only ever get pumped and dumped by a quality man anyway.9. The "For A Girl" Qualified Compliment
What the guy is thinking: "Girl is hot, but also funny/smart/successful/athletic. Does not compute. Must tell her how surprised I am at this combination of hotness and _____."
What the girl is thinking: "Yes, I am hot and funny/smart/successful/athletic. Thank you for helping me narrow down the pool to men who do not find this shocking."
The reason why they do it is because it tends to work with the other drunk b1tches. Chances are, you have ended up doing it with the guys you wanted to flirt with. I also think its retarded, but retarded because so many stupid b1tches love this sh1t and it tends to work when you are a young stud muffin.8. The Surprise From-Behind Dance Floor Ass-Grind
Guy: "ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS BONER BONER BONER BONER. Why wouldn't this girl wanna dance with me? I have the moves. The moves, man! I know because three shots of Jager told me so!"
Girl: "I loooooove this song. This club is--what was that? It sure is crowded--there it is again. It feels like ... a ... penis!? Is there a penis on my left butt cheek!? There is a penis on my left butt cheek! WTF?"
No ****. Really? This is advice? You mean other women may find it cute? Jesus.7. The Spokesman
Guy: "Man, I'd like to talk to that girl. But I don't really want to talk to that girl, in case I get rejected. I'll send over my marginally less attractive friend to start the convo."
Girl: "This guy's not really as hot as his friend, but he doesn't appear to be afraid to talk to me. That's kind of hot in itself. I sure hope his friend doesn't come over here."
Yes, because loud music is an indication of a tiny penis.6. Stereo As Penis Metaphor
Guy: "Oh man, my penis is big, and oh man, that girl is hot. Too bad she's all the way over there on the sidewalk/in that other car. I better turn my stereo up so she knows how big my penis is."
Girl: "I bet that guy's got a tiny penis."
Would you prefer he send his friend over to make the introduction?5. The Ironic Pick-Up Line
Guy: "Man, I'd like to talk to that girl. Also, I'm hilarious. I'll show her just how hilarious I am by using a cheesy pick up line. But get this: I'll be ironic about it!"
Girl: "Bartender? I'll take a shot of Goldschlager and a pint of shut this guy the hell up."
Ok, so the next time you rub your tits in my back when you find out I drive a $200 000 car or playfully punch me in the arm when I tell you I dont sleep with women who have weird looking eyebrows, Ill assume you are a medical professional and not just another "successful" random slut who is going to get pumped and dumped by the men she REALLY wants.4. Unsolicited Physical Contact
Guy: "I don't need an excuse to touch this girl on the shoulder/ass/lower back/thigh."
Girl: "You need a medical degree and an appointment to touch this girl on the shoulder/ass/lower back/thigh."
I have a MySpace page and I am not an attention wh0re. Promise3. Vague Social Networking Messages
Guy: "Dear Hot Girl, I enjoyed your profile/hot body/musical preferences, hit me back if you also like my profile/hot body/musical preferences, PEACE."
Girl: "Delete."
I hang out in chat rooms like other successful do2. A/S/L?
Guy: "Ugh, it's so hard to type with two hands."
Girl: "How hard is it to type with two hands?"
Enjoy it while it lasts sweetheart1. Cat-calling
Guy: "Hot piece of ass! HEY HOT PIECE OF ASS! I have vocal chords! And eyes! What more could you possibly want?"
Girl: "Manners. Ability to complete a sentence. Respect. I'll fax over a list."
No, I was just doing my regular surfing, and it came up. I always try to pass on any interesting article to the forum.HoneyHitter said:MatureDJ,
This blog entry you're referring to hasn't been commented even ONCE in almost two weeks since it's been published. I guess you were really digging for blogs like this one.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Actually, I think this could be hilarious if you knew the girl you were shouting at and she was already used to you having ironic / sarcastic humor.Guy: "Hot piece of ass! HEY HOT PIECE OF ASS! I have vocal chords! And eyes! What more could you possibly want?"