"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You are an outstanding artist, and no doubt will serve to inspire future generations.
 

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Taviii said:
Dude, you are 32.
Dude, why are you always such a killjoy? :confused:

piranha45 said:
You are an outstanding artist, and no doubt will serve to inspire future generations.
Unlike you Taviii, at least piranha45 has the creativity to rip on the OP in quite a funy fashion :crackup:

Luthor Rex said:
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But in all seriousness guys, why are you ripping on the OP?

He is just a man trying to enjoy himself and put a bit more spark to this wonderful forum of ours...

More power to him! :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Luthor Rex

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Dude, you are 32.
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OTB said:
Dude, why are you always such a killjoy? :confused:
Yeah I don't get it either. ASCII art has been around since before I had my first computer when I was 7 years old.

I think they're funny and fun, and it kinda takes me back to the days of monochrome green computer screens.

I suppose since I'm 32 years old I should spend my time doing something more serious, like sequencing my genome. :rolleyes:
 

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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