backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I think I might have quite possibly met the most annoying woman on earth. I've known her for a while, but I have started to really get to know her, she is a friend of my GF's friend who comes over often. I had a get together yesterday and she was there. She's 26. Not really cute but not ugly.
She has this thing where she literarly whines like a little baby. And I don't mean like pouting all the time.. I mean, lips out, balling like my son crying.
She's a vegeterian and well when you have a cookout in SoCal, I dont' know about you but I'm eating some meat. Who the hell grills veggi food? Hell how was I even supposed to know she was coming and what her special dietary needs were? So anyway she comes out and looks and asks "where are the veggi burgers?"... I'm like I didn't know I was was upposed to make any. So then she starts like hyperventalitaing and spouting "I need a veggi burger, I 'm going to throw up if i have to eat that" and starts crying. a grown ass woman! I didn't know rather to find her something to eat or to take my belt off and whip her.
And she walks around and she talks in this baby goo goo ga ga type talk that I want to take her face and just put it on the grill. like "yeah, me got veggie burgers"....B!tch you are 26 years old, talk like a damn woman.
and I mean with everything.
The whole point of me throwing a get together yesterday was becuase Big Brown ran and all my friends and I are horse racing fanatics, and after that USC played Ohio State, so I figured why not just make a day out of it.
knowing that, why would you come to a cookout to watch a horse racing and a football game if 1) you are a vegitarian 2) don't really like horse racing and 3) don't like football?
well apparantly this woman did. and had no problems letting everyone know just how silly she thought horse racing was.... mind you she is talking like she should be holding a gerber bottle.
overall it was a pretty good day. My GF is damn near back to her pre baby weight which was about 115... some guy there was trying to hit on her the whole time. it was cute.
and what was even worse, when the guy figured out he had no chance with her, who does he try to talk to.. yep.. gerber baby. I would rather be single than to put my wee wee in that thing. Even worse she rejected him. apparany gerber girls have standards too.
She has this thing where she literarly whines like a little baby. And I don't mean like pouting all the time.. I mean, lips out, balling like my son crying.
She's a vegeterian and well when you have a cookout in SoCal, I dont' know about you but I'm eating some meat. Who the hell grills veggi food? Hell how was I even supposed to know she was coming and what her special dietary needs were? So anyway she comes out and looks and asks "where are the veggi burgers?"... I'm like I didn't know I was was upposed to make any. So then she starts like hyperventalitaing and spouting "I need a veggi burger, I 'm going to throw up if i have to eat that" and starts crying. a grown ass woman! I didn't know rather to find her something to eat or to take my belt off and whip her.
And she walks around and she talks in this baby goo goo ga ga type talk that I want to take her face and just put it on the grill. like "yeah, me got veggie burgers"....B!tch you are 26 years old, talk like a damn woman.
and I mean with everything.
The whole point of me throwing a get together yesterday was becuase Big Brown ran and all my friends and I are horse racing fanatics, and after that USC played Ohio State, so I figured why not just make a day out of it.
knowing that, why would you come to a cookout to watch a horse racing and a football game if 1) you are a vegitarian 2) don't really like horse racing and 3) don't like football?
well apparantly this woman did. and had no problems letting everyone know just how silly she thought horse racing was.... mind you she is talking like she should be holding a gerber bottle.
overall it was a pretty good day. My GF is damn near back to her pre baby weight which was about 115... some guy there was trying to hit on her the whole time. it was cute.
and what was even worse, when the guy figured out he had no chance with her, who does he try to talk to.. yep.. gerber baby. I would rather be single than to put my wee wee in that thing. Even worse she rejected him. apparany gerber girls have standards too.
