"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Arggggg

TheNewGuy

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I'm so pissed. I've been going to my local gym (rather than my basement) for about two weeks now and gained a good 4lbs. So i'm finally into weightlifting, eating right and all that.

Now I go down there and they tell me due to a change in insurance policy I can't go in until i'm 16.

That's a month and a half away. That's another 5lbs that I could gain, that were just stolen from me. I mean I could use my basement, but all it is is a undersized (meant for like 12 year olds) bench and a few free weights.

Why does **** like this always happen when you're starting to make progress? :cry:

EDIT: I still want to gain weight. I don't care if it's fat, I'll worry about getting bigger now and turn it into muscle later. Yeah it's not the best thing to do, but it's really the only thing I can think of now.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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du pushups and buy a chin up bar.. should hold you over for a month so you can do squat-deadlift-bench at the gym
 

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I did a lot of sets with pushups, onearmpushups, chins, jumping jacks, onlegged squats, step-ups on a chair and rows lying on the floor and holding on to a table with some weight on my chest. Did this for one month three days a week while the gym was closed. I didn't lose any strenght. Just maintained.
 

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You're too young to stress out about bulking. In fact no one should stress about it, but YOU have plenty of time so you have less of an excuse.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Play basketball and do some plyometrics, and bodyweight exercises for a month. Basketball for calves and cardio, plyometrics for strrength and endurance, and bodyweight for muscle.

Do stuff like pullups, chinups, those pushups on your head... etc.
 

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Why not just go to models or something and buy weights?? Lift em for a month then give em back! Or keep em!
 
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