"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Arg...My roomie is back with the PSYCHO!

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So my room mate was dating this girl, and they broke up a few times in the past. I didn't really give a f*ck, the girl was a little "forward" about her sexuality but i guess that's not really a big deal.

Anyway my room mate must have told her that he loves her a bunch of times (If you knew my room mate you'd know that this is not possible) and it's really gone to her head. She tells me that he's going to be her future husband (again, an impossibilty) and he means the world to her, blah blah blah

I'm not going to lie, my room mate is a total ass. He is definately not good girl b/f material. I don't want to stray too far from the point of this post so I'll get to the heart of the matter. About two weeks ago he caught her cheating and broke up with her. He told her about the girls he had cheated on her with and all blah blah blah... he goes back to our apt and doesn't open the door when she comes a beatin on it. Anyway she ends up putting a sizeable rock through our window!

Crazy is one thing but I have neighbors and a good size security deposit to worry about. He told me it was over for sure this time, who knows what else she might do?

So as I suspected he might do he started talking to her agian, privatly of course and now I see her truck out in front of my home once again and I can see things getting A LOT worse before they get better.

One deranged girl one cheatin boyfriend spells disaster.
*Sigh* and when they broke up he was trying to date a really nice girl that I totally dug and still do. She works with him at his bar... and she's not crazy...as far as I can tell. I'm thinking I can nudge him back to her but I have to do it gently and indescretly because I don't want that crazy b*tch running me down with her truck or something...she really is that crazy.

I don't ask for too much help but my property is in danger from my room mate's out of control relationship... help me out on this one fellas.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You are in a lot of trouble my friend. Have you stored all your important documents in a safe yet? make sure it is fireproof incase she tries to burn your place down! ;)

If she tries anything serious that puts your physical well being in danger, tell your friend to file a restraining order.

Nothing worse than a psycho b|tch.
 

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tell me about it man
I have a strong box with all my bonds and birth certificate and stuff locked away

I am dead serious this girl is completely out of control, she smokes A LOT of weed, i'm not kidding, I know some DD's and they can't even hang with this b*tch. She's also given my roomie a black eye on more then one occasion.

I'm scared for my life but he just keeps on letting her back in the house!
 

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Im guessing that you don't own the place (is this a college dorm?), if not then who signed the contract? because if you did you can tell him to leave and get a new roomate.

Under your name it says you live in Vegas. I been there plenty of times and I know the rent is cheap, so why not move outta there? do you really want to stay there and take the risk? In this situation as much trouble as it is moving somewhere else, you should consider it (and I know from experience I already moved outta places because of bad neighbors). I rather go to the trouble of finding a new place and moving than not sleeping well at night, and having the thought of that psycho b|tch in my head all the time and fearing for my safety.
 

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Well, you know what they say, "what goes around comes around." So you're friend is an assh0le and he has a psycho girlfriend? What else is new under the sun besides the blatent apparent, I think they deserve each other personally ...

You should find a way to distance yourself from him somehow. Either move out or kick him out; it doesn't matter which just do it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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okay my room mate may be an ass, but he's still my boy. I've known him for like 2 years now and we've had some good times together. I think the best part about having him as a room mate is he, usually doesn't care about anything other then having a goodtime. I'm on that same wave as well, good times with drinks girls, the works. We definately know how to party and between the two of us we know enough people to go just about anywhere in the city. I guess you really can't pick your good friends, they just happen.

Also we're both on the lease for our apartment so I could leave even if I wanted to without paying out my end (we're 5 months into a 12 month lease). He's said it himself that the girl is crazy but I don't think he takes the extent of her crazyness seriously enough or he wouldn't cheat on her and throw it in her face when they have fights.

I think i can disuade him from her but it has to be done tactfully.
 

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I don't know about your friend. He actually sounds more like a really aggressive AFC; the title isn't just limited to submissive people afterall. He's apparently a real idiot to accept what is going on [no offense], but whatever needs to be done she needs to be out of the picture and both of your lives. The woman is definatelly trouble.
 

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Thats what me and ALL of his friends tell him... Maybe I should just give him a firm slap to the head followed by a "Motha f*cka is you crazy?"
 

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Okay I think I turned my room mate back on to the girl who isn't crazy so i THINK everything is cool. I do however need to question him later about what exactly psycho b*tch was doing in our home. Hopefully he just needed a ride to work or something dumb like that.
 

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Okay so I found out that she had her tw*t grabbed by one of her employers so I guess my room mate feels sorry for her. Some of my other friends also feel bad about what happened to her as well.

Sexual harrrasmant is probably the lowest form of AFCism and I do feel kinda bad for the chic. However if she in anyway damages anymore of my property or agrivates the neighbors, I'm gonna call the police next time. I really can't afford that kind of drama in my life at this point in time. I've got way too much going on in my life for that kind of sh*t to happen as well.

I don't know what 's going to happen. They're both crazy, they pretend like they are the only two people that they're both seeing but in reality, they both cheat on each other but aren't very good about keeping it a secret. Hopefully this all won't come to a head at any point, but my disaster radar definately has a few contacts floating about.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Being in an environment with mentally unstable individuals can drive you crazy too. Try to find a way to get rid of these people, move elsewhere, or trying to avoid as much emotional drama as you can.
 

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Originally posted by DrSoSuave
Being in an environment with mentally unstable individuals can drive you crazy too. Try to find a way to get rid of these people, move elsewhere, or trying to avoid as much emotional drama as you can.
Sorry to tell ya pal, where i'm from crazy only happens on good days. The rest of the time it's utter insanity.
 
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