"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are you ready?

scarlettorocker

Don Juan
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Wanna know where the hotties in London are? I could tell you, but I think that part of your Don Juan training has to be honing your technique. But let me tell you that hotties are everywhere! They're not just in the clubs and bars of Old Compton Street, guys. Don't bottle it up till a Saturday night. Check out cafes, check out book shops. Try a simple smile. Nowhere togo on a Saturday night? Be up with the lark and pop along to Mass. You may have lapsed, but has your sex drive? Check out that cutie's buns as he takes Holy Communion and give him something to tell Old Father Riley in the Confessional. So remember lads, smile and above all else, keep it smooooooooooth!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

bp1974

Master Don Juan
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..never mind.
 
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