scarlettorocker
Don Juan
Wanna know where the hotties in London are? I could tell you, but I think that part of your Don Juan training has to be honing your technique. But let me tell you that hotties are everywhere! They're not just in the clubs and bars of Old Compton Street, guys. Don't bottle it up till a Saturday night. Check out cafes, check out book shops. Try a simple smile. Nowhere togo on a Saturday night? Be up with the lark and pop along to Mass. You may have lapsed, but has your sex drive? Check out that cutie's buns as he takes Holy Communion and give him something to tell Old Father Riley in the Confessional. So remember lads, smile and above all else, keep it smooooooooooth!