"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Are video games inherently sexist?

MatureDJ

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Can you imagine playing

Dumpy, The Warpig

A game where you, a chubby girl with an ugly face goes around trying to save your omega male prince. Sorry, I honestly can't even finish writing this.... I wish women would stay the fck out of videogames that don't involve farms or barbies.
 

Burroughs

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If fat ugly chicks want to see more fat ugly women as characters

maybe fat ugly chicks should learn to program :crazy:

until then

shut the fvck up!
 

Love's Orphan

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A man develops games from a man's perspective. I don't know a guy who likes to play video games with a strong female lead who rescues her man.
Also, what Burroughs said. Also, sex sells.
 

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I guess Ms. Pac-Man wasn't enough! Well, she sure knows how to swallow!

They got Princess Zelda, Princess Peach, Samus Aran (Metroid, fine as hell), Lara Croft (Fine as hell too).

Go to Street Fighter for Chun Li. Or the Final Fight series (Jessica, Maki, Lucia). Or Mortal Kombat for Sonya Blade, Kitana, and Jade.

I can go on and on! But of course they'll make the video game girls sexy. How else can a nerd control a HB10?

No wonder why the feminists are pissed the f**k off! Oh well, sex sells! That's the way it is!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Boilermaker

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Yes, video games are not inherently but openly sexist, i.e, designed for men.

Because men are the primary consumers. What's so curious about this issue?

It's like saying hair dye products are inherently sexist, because they don't talk about

adjectives like "durable" , "rough" , "rugged" but rather

"silky" , "shiny" , "bubbly" ...
 

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what is weird... is the same women that know enough about video games to know that all the female characters are made to be nice looking / sexy.... actually play those games (because women that don't play the games don't know any of this) AND they themselves choose to play whichever female character they think is the sexiest. (((come on, they aren't sitting around choosing to be the guy character. )))

and furthermore, first they griped that there weren't enough female lead roles in these games and now they are griping that you guys made their dream lead roles too sexy?

so..uhm... what if.... a game were to come out with nothing but b!tches in it? then what?
 
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