Are these Selena fans like closet lessies?

[BaronOfHair]

because she cheated on him?

The lyrics

https://genius.com/The-crystals-he-hit-me-it-felt-like-a-kiss-lyrics

Are drenched in pitch black, ironic humor, with the narrator's rationalization of her own degradation going beyond the point of even caricature. This is clearly lampooning the lengths we all go often go to, in our efforts to NOT see what's right in front of us

 

[BaronOfHair]

I wonder whose next to take on The Bond Mantle

This dude

Clearly has an affinity for attracting the most achingly scrumptious ladies. Dunno how well he'd acquit himself in the action sequences though

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

This dude

Clearly has an affinity for attracting the most achingly scrumptious ladies. Dunno how well he'd acquit himself in the action sequences though

Notice how quickly they get away from him at the end

I reckon sometimes you're just screwed from the get go

But if he pretended to be a millionaire, with a camera crew following him around...

Changed the frame

 

[Vending Machine Veteran]

I wonder whose next to take on The Bond Mantle

That role got him bond

The next will probably be forgettable, if i had to guess

 

[BaronOfHair]

"I remember from decades ago how a woman who just wanted to be a housewife was lambasted by a group of feminists about wanting to 'sit at home and take care of the kids' was not what they (the feminists) had fought for"

In '93, it wasn't a capital offense for gals themselves to provide fellas with counsel such as 32:40-35:00

Today, that'd get a reception similar to the lyrics for Good For You, perhaps even induce screeches of "They're infected with Internalized Misogyny, which is leading them to instill in this guy the ideals of Rape Culture"