"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Are These Pick Up Lines Goooood?

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GIVE ME SOME OPENING LINES SO I KNOW WHAT TO SAY IF ITS RUSH SITUATION CAUSE im a nOOB ARE THESE GOOD?

i got them from bristo lair

"would you date a guy that lives in a tent, what if a cool tent?"

"hey i was just thinking about the show, my little pony, and was wondering, did they have special powers?"

"would u sleep with jesus?"

what are some more?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Pick up lines....??

>_>

err....
 

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my d1ck is only three inches, and if i can even get it up, i cu.m in 30 seconds.

a guy i know used that and it worked.,...
 

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"Hi"

"i just noticed you and wanted to talk to you"

"hows it going"

"nice weather we're having"

"nice legs---what time do they open?" -:p

By the way, dont use pick up lines. Chances are, the womans heard it before.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by Agressor
GIVE ME SOME OPENING LINES SO I KNOW WHAT TO SAY IF ITS RUSH SITUATION CAUSE im a nOOB ARE THESE GOOD?

i got them from bristo lair

"would you date a guy that lives in a tent, what if a cool tent?"

"hey i was just thinking about the show, my little pony, and was wondering, did they have special powers?"

"would u sleep with jesus?"

what are some more?
I'd recommend you go back to "Bristo Lair". Forever. :rolleyes:
 
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