"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Are These Pick Up Lines Goooood?

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Agressor

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GIVE ME SOME OPENING LINES SO I KNOW WHAT TO SAY IF ITS RUSH SITUATION CAUSE im a nOOB ARE THESE GOOD?

i got them from bristo lair

"would you date a guy that lives in a tent, what if a cool tent?"

"hey i was just thinking about the show, my little pony, and was wondering, did they have special powers?"

"would u sleep with jesus?"

what are some more?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Jack McCrack

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Pick up lines....??

>_>

err....
 

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my d1ck is only three inches, and if i can even get it up, i cu.m in 30 seconds.

a guy i know used that and it worked.,...
 

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"Hi"

"i just noticed you and wanted to talk to you"

"hows it going"

"nice weather we're having"

"nice legs---what time do they open?" -:p

By the way, dont use pick up lines. Chances are, the womans heard it before.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Agressor
GIVE ME SOME OPENING LINES SO I KNOW WHAT TO SAY IF ITS RUSH SITUATION CAUSE im a nOOB ARE THESE GOOD?

i got them from bristo lair

"would you date a guy that lives in a tent, what if a cool tent?"

"hey i was just thinking about the show, my little pony, and was wondering, did they have special powers?"

"would u sleep with jesus?"

what are some more?
I'd recommend you go back to "Bristo Lair". Forever. :rolleyes:
 
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