SeldomSeen
Senior Don Juan
13-0 San Diego at the half!! Hmmmmm
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Are the Colts going down today?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
17-16 now, in favor of Indy. I bet Dillinger is happy.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I think that the colts are gonna blow the chargers out within the next 6 minutes.
On a defensive play. Possibly an interception that goes all the way.
Other than that, the thing thats killing the Chargers is penalties.
On a defensive play. Possibly an interception that goes all the way.
Other than that, the thing thats killing the Chargers is penalties.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
Drew Brees is literarly snatching Defeat from the jaws of victory
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
13-1
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
That's 400 dollars my room mate will never see again!
Well 200 was riding on the colts and another 200 was riding on the seahawks (who didn't cover the spread)
"Hey PRMoon! you should really throw down for these bets. They're 100% locks! They're the locks of the season!"
I'm always amused when people like this lose their cash and wonder what happened afterward:crackup:
Well 200 was riding on the colts and another 200 was riding on the seahawks (who didn't cover the spread)
"Hey PRMoon! you should really throw down for these bets. They're 100% locks! They're the locks of the season!"
I'm always amused when people like this lose their cash and wonder what happened afterward:crackup:
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
My Chargers > everyone else's Colts.
doctoroxygen
Master Don Juan
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Haha...ooooooookay..
Anyway, Seahawks sure made the TITANS look like a good team today
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
And saturday, the Bucs made the Pats look much better than they are.Originally posted by doctoroxygen
Haha...ooooooookay..
Anyway, Seahawks sure made the TITANS look like a good team today
I am a die hard bucs fan, but honestly, they seem to throw away their chances sometimes.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
The bucks are 1, maybe 2 years away from doing some damage.. one of my favorate teams as well... they need help on that line, and Joey Gallaway isnt' getting any youngerOriginally posted by wavejams007
And saturday, the Bucs made the Pats look much better than they are.
I am a die hard bucs fan, but honestly, they seem to throw away their chances sometimes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
true, but even now they have one of the best defense in the league, behind the bears, but the bears won't hold the postion for long. the Pats made the bucs look like the 49ers or arizona or a team like that. Also, Cadillac Williams is an excellent running back, but he isn't that consistent, and that hurts the team.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Seahawks - Colts game on saturday is gonna be intense...
GO HAWKS!!!:cheer:
GO HAWKS!!!:cheer:
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
To be honest, Idon't really care who wins, but I am more in favor of the hawks than the colts. Manning is an excellent QB, but his delaying of the game while calling the plays pisses me off.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
The Bears were playing impressive defense last night. af compared them to the super bowl Bucs defense. They are getting pressure and stopping runs with the front four linemen and rarely blitz.
Tonight, Coach Farve visits Cracktown.
Tonight, Coach Farve visits Cracktown.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
I am not underestimating them, but to say they are the same team of the last two years is a lie. So they took first in their division, so what? They only have horrible teams in their divsion anyways.
Are they still a threat? Yes. Are they a great threat? I don't think so.
Brady is the best QB available at themoment, although Manning will soon challenge him, but football is not a one man show.
Sorry if I am dappening your spirits tri.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Seriously... he talks for like 4 minutes before each snap... shut the hell up!
InsidiousNstinct
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"To be honest, Idon't really care who wins, but I am more in favor of the hawks than the colts. Manning is an excellent QB, but his delaying of the game while calling the plays pisses me off."
How many delay of game penalties do the Colts usually get?...Exactly, hardly any. The reason you think he takes so much time is because the Colts run the no huddle offense so they get to the line quicker than most teams.
The reason he takes so much time is because he's changing the plays at the line, changing blocking schemes, etc. If I saw a linebacker that was going to blitz and protection wasnt right....I think id change it so I would not get creamed. Also if that linebacker is blitzing you may want to change the route of the wide reciever to allow for a slant, etc....
This is what makes the Colts look good...their offense is BEAUTIFUL in action. Don't get me wrong im not a Colts. I'm a Titans fan myself but you have to appreciate the way the man handles his game.
How many delay of game penalties do the Colts usually get?...Exactly, hardly any. The reason you think he takes so much time is because the Colts run the no huddle offense so they get to the line quicker than most teams.
The reason he takes so much time is because he's changing the plays at the line, changing blocking schemes, etc. If I saw a linebacker that was going to blitz and protection wasnt right....I think id change it so I would not get creamed. Also if that linebacker is blitzing you may want to change the route of the wide reciever to allow for a slant, etc....
This is what makes the Colts look good...their offense is BEAUTIFUL in action. Don't get me wrong im not a Colts. I'm a Titans fan myself but you have to appreciate the way the man handles his game.